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  1. Forilian

    [SATIRE] Senator Forilian Injured After Gates Slammed on Him in the Oval Room

    ARNHELM -- Senator Forilian has been sent to hospital after injuries sustained by having the gates in the Oval Room slammed on him earlier this morning. The outgoing Senator had decided to stand for re-election minutes before the General election opened, and was busy drafting up a platform as he...
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    [euro538ia] August 2023 Presidential Liveblog

    EURO538IA August 2023 Presidential Liveblog A three-way race to the top: who will seize victory? EBC Television Live -- 09:00 PDT, 2023-08-18 Hello Europeians, welcome to EBC's live coverage of the presidential election! I'm the EBC's Special Correspondent Forilian, and I will be hosting this...
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    [Poll Analysis] 89th Senate End-of-term Approval Poll & 90th General Election Analysis

    89th Senate End-of-term Approval Poll & 90th General Election Analysis Clear frontrunners in upcoming General election, but anyone can still win Written by Forilian and JayDee Edited by Kuramia and Gem Editor's Note: This poll was opened before GraVandius dropped out and Common-Sense...
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    [Poll Analysis] 89th Senate Midterm Approval Poll Analysis

    89th Senate Midterm Approval Poll Analysis Exactly half of respondents approved of Senate Written by Caius and Forilian Coordinated by McEntire Editor's Note: As this poll closed on Friday, June 16, before recent controversies surrounding the Executive and the Senate, the data within this...
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    [SATIRE] BREAKING: Successor Sopo Has Couped Europeia, Impacts Minimal

    ARNHELM -- In his last act as Successor, Mr. Sopo Chastain, a long-time honoured citizen of the region, declared himself Lord Protector, Son of Nethel, and Emperor, God-King, and President-for-Life of Europeia earlier today. Mr. Chastain, known for his coup in The South Pacific a few years ago...
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    [SATIRE] Pundits, Citizens In Shock After Unexpected 52-48 Stronghold Victory

    OFFICE OF PUBLIC REFERENDA, ARNHELM -- Europeia remains in shock after the historic referendum on the region's stance for the upcoming Frontier/Stronghold update resulted in an unexpected, if close, victory for the Stronghold side. Previous polling had indicated a strong lead for the Frontier...
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    [SATIRE] Local News: Europeia Unharmed, Arrested After Car Crash During First Driving Lesson

    ARNHELM -- A local teen is reportedly unharmed after experiencing a "minor traffic accident" during their first driving lesson. The teen has since been identified as Europeia, aged 16, from Arnhelm. The crash occurred in the parking lot on the corner of Great HEM Way and Supreme Leader Seva...
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    [SATIRE] Obituary: NationStates; Funeral Taking Place on 2 January

    NATIONSTATES SERVER, AUSTRALIA — One of the world’s most beloved political roleplay games, NationStates, was proclaimed dead at 3:45pm GMT earlier today (23 December 2022) after a long fight against bugs and server crashes. It was 20. The child of Violet and an unknown father, NationStates is...
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    [SATIRE] President-Elect Of_Weimar To Grow Europeian Economy 300% by 2024, Economists Predict

    ARNHELM -- After their surprising upset win of the presidency, economists at the University of Europeia (Arnhelm) have predicted that President-elect Of_Weimar will be successful in his bid to pull Europeia up from its deep recession and restore investor confidence in Europeia. Polls had...
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    [At Home in Europeia] Getting to Know Europeians 2.0 - Darkslayer - Slayer of Justice

    Getting to Know Europeians 2.0 - Darkslayer - Slayer of Justice An interview with one of Europeia's foremost legal minds Written by Forilian Edited by Comfed In an effort to help everyday Europeians know more about their fellow citizens, Getting to Know Europeians is an interview project aiming...
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    [At Home in Europeia] Getting to Know Europeians 2.0 - Peeps - A Bear of Many Trades

    Getting to Know Europeians 2.0 - Peeps - A Bear of Many Trades An interview with one of Europeia's resident bears Written by Forilian Edited by Comfed, Dracondra, and Seva In an effort to let everyday Europeians know more about their fellow citizens, Getting to Know Europeians is an interview...
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    [SATIRE] President-Elect Calvin Coolidge Banned From Senate

    34 GOLDENBLOCK AVENUE, ARNHELM - In his last act as President of Europeia, President Kazaman has issued an executive order banning Calvin Coolidge from serving in the Europeian Senate. Sources in the Goldenblock confirm that this is an effort from the Kazaman/UPC campaign to safeguard any future...
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    [SATIRE] Senator HEM Proposes Ban on Opt-in GOTV

    Guest submission by @Ervald FLOOR OF THE SENATE, 34 GOLDENBLOCK AVENUE, ARNHELM - After Senator HEM introduced the Pro-Involvement Amendment to Elections Act (2021) a few days ago that sparked several days of passionate debate about the role of GOTVing and if the Supreme Chancellery should...
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    [SATIRE] Vice President UPC Arrested After Crime Spree

    VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE, 34 GOLDENBLOCK AVENUE, ARNHELM - Vice President UPC was arrested in his office in the Goldenblock earlier today after charges of assault were filed against him. The disgraced politician was seen poking people all around Europeia throughout the last few days. Among...
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    [SATIRE] Public Health Emergency Declared in Europeia

    DEPARTMENT FOR EUROPEIAN HEALTH, ARNHELM - The public health officer for Europeia declared a public health emergency today after reports of Europeians’ unhealthy habits reached a breaking point. In a public statement, the health officer stated the recent revelation that former President Calvin...
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    [NON-SATIRE] Race Gets Even Closer; Istillian/Darkslayer Voters More Committed Than Others

    A REAL POLLING CENTRE, ARNHELM - After our previous poll, A Real Newspaper ran a second poll to gauge if there was any change in the race since last time. There were 27 respondents. Big change in support; Lime/Monkey jumps to the lead, takes support away from Istillian/Darkslayer First, there...
  17. Forilian

    [NON-SATIRE] ARN April 2021 Presidential Election Poll (Part II of II)

    The poll can be found here. It will be open for 24 hours, or until the election opens, whichever comes first.
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    [NON-SATIRE] No Majority in Presidential Election; Clear Leader Emerging

    A REAL POLLING CENTRE, ARNHELM - A Real Newspaper recently polled citizens on the Presidential Election taking place on Friday, 30 April. There were 26 respondents. Istillian/Darkslayer leads in race but shy of a majority; other tickets trail behind The Istillian/Darkslayer campaign currently...
  19. Forilian

    [NON-SATIRE] ARN April 2021 Presidential Election Poll (Part I of II)

    Please take the poll here! The poll will be open for 24-36 hours depending on response. A second part of the poll to compare differences will be coming out on Thursday.
  20. Forilian

    [SATIRE] Vice President Istillian Escorted Off Senate Floor & Charged After Drunken Swearing at Senators

    SENATIA BUILDING, ARNHELM- Vice President Istillian was escorted off the Senate floor after stumbling into the main chamber at around 11:50 pm and starting to drunkenly swear at the Senators in the building, who were discussing oversight. A Senate aide who did not wish to be named described the...
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