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34 GOLDENBLOCK AVENUE, ARNHELM - In his last act as President of Europeia, President Kazaman has issued an executive order banning Calvin Coolidge from serving in the Europeian Senate. Sources in the Goldenblock confirm that this is an effort from the Kazaman/UPC campaign to safeguard any future presidents as Calvin has once again unseated an incumbent president in their re-election bid while being a sitting Senator.
Legal experts agree that this executive order is unconstitutional. When asked for comment, a former Senate Speaker said that he previously thought controversial executive orders were “more up Calvin’s alley,” and that this new ban may be infringing on Mr Coolidge’s panda rights. However, as all the legal experts we interviewed were also planning a presidential run in the future, they have decided to not speak up in order to conveniently eliminate an opponent.
Calvin Coolidge was elected President earlier today, which the Goldenblock described as being “proof that Senator Calvin Coolidge is a danger to all incumbent Presidents.” It remains unclear whether President Coolidge will rescind the executive order to ban himself from the Senate, but sources within the Calvin Coolidge/GrandfatherClock campaign said that President-Elect Calvin will be too busy planning the overthrow of the next President to get rid of this EO.
In other news, chefs all across the region have expressed deep terror at the food choices of Vice President-elect GrandfatherClock.
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Legal experts agree that this executive order is unconstitutional. When asked for comment, a former Senate Speaker said that he previously thought controversial executive orders were “more up Calvin’s alley,” and that this new ban may be infringing on Mr Coolidge’s panda rights. However, as all the legal experts we interviewed were also planning a presidential run in the future, they have decided to not speak up in order to conveniently eliminate an opponent.
Calvin Coolidge was elected President earlier today, which the Goldenblock described as being “proof that Senator Calvin Coolidge is a danger to all incumbent Presidents.” It remains unclear whether President Coolidge will rescind the executive order to ban himself from the Senate, but sources within the Calvin Coolidge/GrandfatherClock campaign said that President-Elect Calvin will be too busy planning the overthrow of the next President to get rid of this EO.
In other news, chefs all across the region have expressed deep terror at the food choices of Vice President-elect GrandfatherClock.
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