[BREAKING NEWS] Announcing EBC x NFT - Own a Piece of Europeian History

The Europeian Broadcast Corporation, after consulting with Europeia's finest accountants and then checking under the pillows in the Goldenblock for spare jortcoins, is proud to announce an exciting new chapter in our storied history. Our new management assures us that this will in no way impact the impartiality and respectability of the EBC brand - and you know what? Everyone else is selling out, so f--- it. SO. ARE. WE.

That's right. Presenting.. A collab with hip graphic designer SkyGreen - the creator of such hits as the stuff you're about to witness and trivia answer to "Who was an Europeian President that one time for like literally a second."

EBC x NFT. Finally, ordinary Europeians can own a piece of EBC history. Each EBCNFT is a freshly minted EBC article, delivered to you from the EBC historical archives. Experts at the EBC have quickly cataloged our entire collection and are proud to present the Europeian Citizenry with high quality, controversial, and historical articles from over 12 years and 1,200 posts and articles.

With these EBCNFTs, you never have to ask yourself “what if” you were just willing to splurge a little - you are guaranteed a lasting memory of Europeian history, forever. And you can help the EBC stay solvent in these… trying times.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. Throughout the day, we will DROP new EBCNFTs in this thread. All you have to do is call “dibs” on the exclusive new EBCNFT and promise to pay us some number of JortCoins, then you can copy the associated EBCNFT directly into your signature to proudly display your ownership of this exclusive piece of Europeian history. The code on your EBCNFT links you DIRECTLY to your very own piece of history.

ACT FAST when you see a new drop because calling dibs is the ONLY WAY to have LEGITIMATE OWNERSHIP OF AN EBCNFT. If you don’t call dibs, then it’s NOT YOUR EBCNFT and please don’t put it in your signature. We really wouldn’t like that. Can we do anything about it? Our lawyers are working with the Senate to amend the Administration Act (2020). So… maybe.
HINT TO OUR LOYAL READERS
The very first EBCNFT is ALREADY UP FOR GRABS. CAN YOU FIND IT?!
 
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Maowi said:
CAN I DIBS ON MAC IN MY DAY 1
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It's yours! USE RESPONSIBLY.
 
Sanjurika said:
Dibs on Q time if no one’s taken it yet
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You got a mint edition EQT#1! Complete with your very own baby CSP!

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EBCNFT DROP #2 HAPPENING NOW​
A little update on the behind the scenes here. SILENCE from the Administration. SILENCE from the Senate. LOUD NOISES from the EBC Vault, where GAO officers appear to be planting evidence of wrong doing (speculative, as they refuse to let any EBC staffers back there). LET US IN @UPC !!!

Anyways. To keep ourselves funded through trading hours, we have found five more amazing EBCNFT for you to enjoy! CALL DIBS AND DROP THAT CODE IN YOUR SIGGY! #FREETHEEBC #MintTheJortcoin

WORST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER
Are you upset with how the EBC has sold out to the NFT grift? Furious that previous Administrations mismanaged their budget surpluses and spent their extra cash on Discord Nitro? Your anger is nothing compared to this exclusive NFT article raging against HEM's coup of the Europeian forums in 2011. Witness the righteous fury of an angry populace. Chuckle at the walk back. Your NFT will serve as a constant reminder that the seeds of future pranks were sowed in those early hours of April 1st, 2011.
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FIRST EVER EBC MID-TERM POLL
Imagine a time before polls! Where we had to decide for ourselves whether Presidents were good or bad, and if the Attorney General should be a thing. Fear not - this NFT is the perfect relic for any pollster or data freak. Review the names, familiar and unfamiliar. Compare the private comments from a decade ago and think how much has stayed the same... and how much has changed. After all, you own this article now, that's new technology!
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FAUX NEWS #1
Your very own Faux News is now available as a limited time EBCNFFT. This is a collectors item indeed, as Faux News became a huge meme in the Europeian Community. Bring it back into style, hell, quote it out of context! You own it, you do whatever you want with it. Honestly I have no idea what you do with an NFT.
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The Future of Audio Programming in NationStates
Relive the epic debates over Audio Programming in NationStates. Dust off this NFT and consider whether our old debates are new again, and why Europeian Radio has been so successful compared to the efforts of competitors. Spotify? Mixlr? Soundcloud? TikTok? No one knows what the future holds, but you'll be secure in that future with this dope ass NFT.
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HARD NEWS IN THE EBC
Remember the good old days when the EBC wasn't bankrupt and hawking NFTs to fools? That was yesterday. Going back further, the question of the role of Hard News in the EBC has consumed the region on occasion. Own this piece of history and you can definitely weigh in on whether the EBC should break out hard news into a special subforum - or whether this is all beneath you, since you're a baller who owns an NFT.
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Peeps said:
dibs on all of them.
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dibs denied, please only select one to place in your signature. I cannot of course enforce this but I will speak to lethen and ask him to please be mean to people who put more than one EBCNFT in their signature. Thank you.
 
Peeps said:
fine. dibs on the mid-term poll.
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Excellent choice.

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dibs on worst april fools joke ever (technically all of them(
 
Sincluda said:
dibs on worst april fools joke ever (technically all of them(
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A pleasure doing business with you.
 
I have eight tentacles. Does that mean I can get 5 NFTs? (i can’t do eight cuz I need two tentacles to walk and one to constantly refresh the commend aynia page)
 
Pland Adanna said:
I have eight tentacles. Does that mean I can get 5 NFTs? (i can’t do eight cuz I need two tentacles to walk and one to constantly refresh the commend aynia page)
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You can have 1 NFT for each europeian citizenship account you have!
 
EBCNFT DROP #3 HAPPENING NOW​
A final update for our loyal readers! We are anticipating that with this final drop, we will surpass our goal for funding. It may be possible to save the EBC after all! Keep buying EBCNFTs and donating jortcoins!! GET EM, PUT EM IN YOUR SIGNATURE!

EUROPEIA COMMENDED
THIS is a special NFT! Relive the epic moment when Europeia was commended for being dope as hell. Show off the NFT to your friends, who don't have an NFT. You own a huge piece of what makes Europeia so special - a tiny little badge. And now you have a tiny little badge for your NFT too! Neato!
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PUNCHWOOD ENDORSEMENT SCANDAL
EBC endorses this exclusive NFT, an investigation into the drama surrounding Presidential endorsement and horsetrading in Europeian politics. If your friends ask you to borrow this NFT, demand they put you in their Cabinet in return. To be clear, our lawyers are telling us that the standard disclaimer applies; this is a joke, don't cite us when you get in trouble for doing that!
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IMAGINING ELECTED MINISTERS
Vote for this EBCNFT as the worst reform idea ever! Or don't. EBC doesn't care as long as you give us your sweet sweet cash. Relive reform proposals in the EBC, and consider - what's the craziest reform idea you've had? Write for the EBC, and maybe we'll mint it as an NFT!
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2020
You can literally buy 2020! Or wait, no.. this is an article ABOUT 2020. But that's pretty dope too, because you will have the official EBC take on 2020, which means anything that happened in 2020 - BOOM. Show 'em this EBCNFT. This NFT is worth at least two times any other year recap, because 2020 felt twice as long as most years.
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FRONTIER - A PATH OF PROBLEMS
Our most recent EBCNFT up for sale - but no less valuable. Dive into the ongoing debate over Frontier / Stronghold. Get in on the ground floor of this amazing investment opportunity. Regardless of how F/S turns out for NationStates, you can say that you own a piece of history when it all started.
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