[BREAKING NEWS] Announcing EBC x NFT - Own a Piece of Europeian History





The Europeian Broadcast Corporation, after consulting with Europeia's finest accountants and then checking under the pillows in the Goldenblock for spare jortcoins, is proud to announce an exciting new chapter in our storied history. Our new management assures us that this will in no way impact the impartiality and respectability of the EBC brand - and you know what? Everyone else is selling out, so f--- it. SO. ARE. WE.

That's right. Presenting.. A collab with hip graphic designer SkyGreen - the creator of such hits as the stuff you're about to witness and trivia answer to "Who was an Europeian President that one time for like literally a second."

EBC x NFT. Finally, ordinary Europeians can own a piece of EBC history. Each EBCNFT is a freshly minted EBC article, delivered to you from the EBC historical archives. Experts at the EBC have quickly cataloged our entire collection and are proud to present the Europeian Citizenry with high quality, controversial, and historical articles from over 12 years and 1,200 posts and articles.

With these EBCNFTs, you never have to ask yourself “what if” you were just willing to splurge a little - you are guaranteed a lasting memory of Europeian history, forever. And you can help the EBC stay solvent in these… trying times.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. Throughout the day, we will DROP new EBCNFTs in this thread. All you have to do is call “dibs” on the exclusive new EBCNFT and promise to pay us some number of JortCoins, then you can copy the associated EBCNFT directly into your signature to proudly display your ownership of this exclusive piece of Europeian history. The code on your EBCNFT links you DIRECTLY to your very own piece of history.

ACT FAST when you see a new drop because calling dibs is the ONLY WAY to have LEGITIMATE OWNERSHIP OF AN EBCNFT. If you don’t call dibs, then it’s NOT YOUR EBCNFT and please don’t put it in your signature. We really wouldn’t like that. Can we do anything about it? Our lawyers are working with the Senate to amend the Administration Act (2020). So… maybe.


HINT TO OUR LOYAL READERS
The very first EBCNFT is ALREADY UP FOR GRABS. CAN YOU FIND IT?!
 
WOW YOU CALLED IT.

Please nobody steal this very valuable NFT that Sincluda totally claimed dibs to. I mean, I have no way of enforcing this... oh jee... well... please everyone. Please no fighting, I'm sure we can resolve this amicably! There will be many more EBCNFT on the way!
 
WOW YOU CALLED IT.

Please nobody steal this very valuable NFT that Sincluda totally claimed dibs to. I mean, I have no way of enforcing this... oh jee... well... please everyone. Please no fighting, I'm sure we can resolve this amicably! There will be many more EBCNFT on the way!
can i dibs this too
 
dibs

this will be used as further evidence against you, by the way

no pressure though
 
WOW YOU CALLED IT.

Please nobody steal this very valuable NFT that Sincluda totally claimed dibs to. I mean, I have no way of enforcing this... oh jee... well... please everyone. Please no fighting, I'm sure we can resolve this amicably! There will be many more EBCNFT on the way!
can i dibs this too
Stop this right now.

How can the Senate be so negligent when it comes to bailing out the EBC but the SECOND we take extreme actions to finance ourselves, Senators sneak in and try to steal the works of hardworking Europeians.
dibs

this will be used as further evidence against you, by the way

no pressure though
EBC will take whatever legal means are necessary to fund ourselves. Also we don't own this NFT anymore, please talk to @Sincluda regarding this dispute.
 
Its been fun to design these, I hope it helps the EBC and I get my comission
You'll be paid in NFTs.

Surprised the artist was even named in this. Usually they aren't. Who did those monkeys anyways?
 


EBCNFT DROP!!!


WHAT'S UP EUROPEIA?! Hello and welcome to our first ever OFFICIAL DROP PARTY for EBCNFT. Ya'll, it's gonna be LIT. Peruse the wares, check out our freshly minted nft's. Bask in the exclusivity of owning a piece of Europeian history. Ask @UPC when we're getting our damn Jortcoin wallet back. Then... contribute to the EBC by making a small donation and CALLING DIBS on a piece of EBC history! Copy and paste the CODE spoiler into your siggy and flaunt that EXCLUSIVE DRIP.




FIRST STAFF APPLICATION:
Exclusive ownership over the first ever EBC staff application thread. A fun fact you can throw out at dinner parties - the EBC was originally called the "Europeian Observer" and citizens applying in this very first Staff Application thread were asked "how do you envision the EO as a newspaper?" Own a piece of Europeian history. There is only ONE original staff application thread!
[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1256438][img]https://imgur.com/nkRHdvp.png[/img][/URL]

FIRST DOCTORED QUOTE
Relive the controversy as a fledgling EBC skirted ethical boundaries and made up controversial quotes. You can open your NFT link whenever you like and chuckle as citizens attempt to determine whether the President Elect was really going to fake his own death.
[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1257877][img]https://imgur.com/ZmEbFgx.png[/img][/URL]

EUROPEIAN QUESTION TIME 1
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a seismic shift in Europeian media. Europeian Question Time was a series hosted by prominent political Jusduckria. In each show, citizens sat down with Jusduckria for a hard hitting panel on the most important political issues of the day. Owning this NFT is like wearing skinny jeans and that one band t-shirt you own. It instantly elevates your style and old timers will come up and tell you all about the time they saw Europeian Question Time live in Madison Square Garden. Feel free to nod politely as you hold your NFT close to your person, just in case they try to run off with it.
[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1258003][img]https://imgur.com/lj229hO.png[/img][/URL]

MAC IN MY DAY 1
One of EBC's first ever opinion pieces, up for grabs! Reminisce over the controversial history of the City Council, and its directionless leadership style. Old members may have "gone there to die" but they live forever in this one of a kind EBCNFT. If you don't like the hot takes, feel free to yell at McEntire - he said it, not me!
[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1263491][img]https://imgur.com/C8B9rNR.png[/img][/URL]

A TASTE OF SKIZZ 1
Skizzy Grey was a hugely influential Europeian politician who was so impactful in part because of the charm and insight of his "A Taste of Skizz" article series. Never ask yourself again what Skizzy tastes like - buy this NFT and you can remind yourself whenever you like! This mint condition Article 1 is reprinted nowhere else, and is only the rarer because it is a rant about Times Square rather than about Europeian politics. Don't own just any "A Taste of Skizz," make sure yours stands out. Article 1 is by far our most interesting Skizzy contribution to the collection.
[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/126402][img]https://imgur.com/XnFftqP.png[/img][/URL]
 
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Dibs on the first one

YOU CALLED IT PLEASE NO ONE ELSE TAKE THIS ONE.

[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1256438][img]https://imgur.com/nkRHdvp.png[/img][/URL]

Here ya go use it well it's so dope. I love the detailing on the numbers, they make this one unique.
 
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Dibs on first doctored quote
OG FALC DOCTORED QUOTE SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES

Guys, I can't keep em in stock, I swear to god these are in demand like nobody's business. We're gonna #FUNDTHEEBC at this rate!

[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/1257877][img]https://imgur.com/ZmEbFgx.png[/img][/URL]
 
SkyGreen screwed up minting our NFTs, but links should be fixed now.

THIS WAS TOTALLY THEIR FAULT. NOT MINE.
 
SO CLOSE!!! TWO AT ONCE.

With discretion over the market, as sole owner of the EBCNFT in question.... I award the NFT to....


@Sarah because the CSP/WL Executive could have #SavedTheEBC yesterday but refused to print more JortCoins. Let that be a lesson to you, WL. Try again next time!

[URL=https://forums.europeians.com/index.php?threads/126402][img]https://imgur.com/XnFftqP.png[/img][/URL]

No controversy here!
 
CAN I DIBS ON MAC IN MY DAY 1
 
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