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Look, at least we can agree that The Neutral Party is never getting our votes. Neutrals: Never know where they stand.
 
Forum Posting Declines

Reports from the administrative bureau indicate that the level of forum posting has declined to about a average of 150 a day, down from 200 a day only a few weeks ago.

Both figures are a far cry from September, that saw at least 300 posts almost every day.
 
GAR to seek Presidency?

Reports from inside the culture Ministry have swirled about the once golden child, Gustavus Adolphus Rex, being bored with Cabinet work and eager to step up his game to another level.

"He just doesn't seem that interested anymore," a longtime aide who requested to remain anonymous says, "It's not that he isn't ambitious, but everything he talks about is regarding tomorrow, or how he can climb another rung on the ladder."

Many pundits are skeptical of a possible move, with longtime political analysis Paul Krugman saying, "It's not practical. Not without serving at least one term in the people's Senate. He has a little star power, but he isn't a heavyweight in politics yet."

Still, with closed door meetings and a weary culture department, Europeians are wondering exactly what Gustavus Adolphus Rex is planning for his future.
 
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