- Pronouns
- He/Him
Four days ago a citizen of Europeia, Andrew Jefferson, resigned his seat in our Senate and his position as a Junior Minister of Welfare.
You may remember he showed up in Europeia about four months ago as Rabelliad. Always dazzling us with his nonsensical rambling and downright befuddling public statements, he was elected to our Senate and was even selected as a vice presidential candidate by Fortana in the last election. That all came to an end when he submitted his resignation from the Senate in...the Goldenblock. Or did it?
I've been perusing the logs on our recruitment tool over the past couple of days. Those logs show that the account registered to him has sent a total of 228 recruitment telegrams since his resignation. Now you may be asking yourself why a mental midget such as Andrew Jefferson would continue recruiting for Europeia after leaving for his beloved Roswarne. Well, in my mind, the answer is rather simple. This kid is dumb enough to use our recruitment tool to recruit for another region and didn't think we'd notice or care. Well we did and we do. It's immaterial that his efforts have proven futile and his pathetic little region still only has 26 nations in it. God knows how many are puppets.
Not only has he violated our laws and insulted our intelligence, it seems he's not done mooching off of us. HEM showed me this a few minutes ago:
http://roswarne.team-talk.net/
Look familiar? Apparently everything about Roswarne is "unique". Ha. By looks of it all that's not ripped off from Europeia is a small band of post-lobotomy patients who are forced to sponge off people with fully functional brains who've actually put some thought and work into what they've produced in order to create something that resembles a region which would be more appropriately titled Backwater, NobodyF***ingCares.
Andrew Jefferson, having a single digit IQ isn't a crime. Nor is making a total fool out of yourself. That was fine with me. But when you take advantage of the kindness and knowledge my friends have imparted on your sorry ass, you've gone too far. Not only are you a douchebag, you've set a standard for lesser douchebags around the world to aspire to. Congratulations, sir.
Everybody feel good about voting for him now? Check yourself.
EDIT: As it turns out, Indycar was assigned Rabelliad's recruitment account. I apologise for my douchery yet I believe my point still stands. I'm going to go waterboard myself now. Goodnight.
You may remember he showed up in Europeia about four months ago as Rabelliad. Always dazzling us with his nonsensical rambling and downright befuddling public statements, he was elected to our Senate and was even selected as a vice presidential candidate by Fortana in the last election. That all came to an end when he submitted his resignation from the Senate in...the Goldenblock. Or did it?
I've been perusing the logs on our recruitment tool over the past couple of days. Those logs show that the account registered to him has sent a total of 228 recruitment telegrams since his resignation. Now you may be asking yourself why a mental midget such as Andrew Jefferson would continue recruiting for Europeia after leaving for his beloved Roswarne. Well, in my mind, the answer is rather simple. This kid is dumb enough to use our recruitment tool to recruit for another region and didn't think we'd notice or care. Well we did and we do. It's immaterial that his efforts have proven futile and his pathetic little region still only has 26 nations in it. God knows how many are puppets.
Not only has he violated our laws and insulted our intelligence, it seems he's not done mooching off of us. HEM showed me this a few minutes ago:
http://roswarne.team-talk.net/
Look familiar? Apparently everything about Roswarne is "unique". Ha. By looks of it all that's not ripped off from Europeia is a small band of post-lobotomy patients who are forced to sponge off people with fully functional brains who've actually put some thought and work into what they've produced in order to create something that resembles a region which would be more appropriately titled Backwater, NobodyF***ingCares.
Andrew Jefferson, having a single digit IQ isn't a crime. Nor is making a total fool out of yourself. That was fine with me. But when you take advantage of the kindness and knowledge my friends have imparted on your sorry ass, you've gone too far. Not only are you a douchebag, you've set a standard for lesser douchebags around the world to aspire to. Congratulations, sir.
Everybody feel good about voting for him now? Check yourself.
EDIT: As it turns out, Indycar was assigned Rabelliad's recruitment account. I apologise for my douchery yet I believe my point still stands. I'm going to go waterboard myself now. Goodnight.