Episode #1
"Hello there and welcome to In Your Face; I'm Crank Miller. Today is a very exciting day for our program because... we are no longer broadcasting to the penguins in northern Europeia! The networks finally realized that I am not crazy, and the Observer picked me up. Now, every. single. person. in Europeia gets to tune in for some good ol' Crank."
*buzzer sounds and lights flash*
"What's that? A buzzer? That means that it's time to start the show! Tonight, I'll have three guests with me to discuss the top issues facing Europeia today. We'll have Jackson, City Councillor and Senatorial candidate, Aurora, Foreign Minister and Senator, as well as a secret mystery guest!"
*sound of a door knocking*
"It looks like our first guest is here! Please help me in welcoming... Councillor Jackson!"
*audience applauds as "Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$sha plays*