Sexiest Europeian of the Week #2

This week we sat down with the one and only Svunbrink. Fortunately being a kraken saved me from her vampiric powers.

Q: Welcome to the luxurious EBC recording studios. You are the winner of This Week's Sexiest Europeian. The contest isn't based on sexual merit, but if it was, what physical feature do you think you would have won it with?

A: Well I am unusually tall, but I would say, my giant boobs which have been rumoured to have their own centers of orbit.

Q: What do you enjoy about being in Europeia?

A: Just the General socialising, the people are nice and have a great sense of humour. Add to the fact that they let me get away with almost all of my antics.

Q: What would you change about Europeia?

A: Well I’m not really much for regional politics and legislating. Don’t get me wrong I know that stuff is important, after all most regions do need at least some form of bureaucracy but I just wish people in this region would just make a little time for us Roleplayers here. Just relax, take a break from your parliamentary duties which for the most part are probably frustrating anyway and have some fun as I figuratively destroy them. *Sinister smile*

Q: A large part of this column is getting to know the various members of our region. What are your hobbies IRL?

A: Well seeing it is summer over here, and it’s getting ridiculously hot, I have taken up regular swimming. But my regular hobbies would probably be the martial arts of Sambo and Krav Maga, Krav Maga I have taken up recently, but Sambo was mostly taught to me by my dad. But most of the time I meet up with friends, drink, and have rigorous debates over pop culture. Kind of like that youtube Channel cracked after hours.

Q: For those of us who don't practice martial arts what's the difference between Krav Maga and Sambo? Do you have a style you prefer?

A: Sambo is more for supressing your opponent absolutely, through a series of grabbles and twisting of joints to either break bones or damage internal muscle joints, developed by the Russian Spetznaz. Krav Maga is a type of guerilla street fighting developed by the Israeli Defence Force, pretty much almost the same, but has a higher emphasis on explosive hits and in some cases damaging pressure points.

I like both equally, actually. But I can't think of a reason why I would use them...Although I could preform a demonstration if you wish. *Sinister grin while licking lips*

With that we concluded the interview, before Svun got a little too carried away.
 
This is roleplaying in a sense. But an actual roleplay? I prefer to do it in person with pizza and chicks.
 
Elias Greyjoy said:
Why do you think I have so many freely-available ERN puppets? :ph43r:

In all seriousness though, in high school I was working on (at the time) a 300-page novel. I don't even remember what it was about at this point. But it was crazy fucking long, and I think the only people that ever read it, partially or all the way through, were my AP Literature teacher and smoking-hot Composition instructor. :p
 
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