Senate clerks embezzled millions from parkade, AG says

[JayDee]

I’m rather confused by my role in this but I maintain my innocence nonetheless

You are displaying leadership in this trying time by crushing your enemies like grapes!

Then why am I a defendant?

Because of your crimes? But you are also crushing your enemies like grapes.

Well the Sun is already on Drecq's side, can I get the shade instead?

You already get lots of shade. Don't be greedy.

I didn't embezzle thousands of dollars only to stop at being called "greedy"

"-in minecraft"

 

[Comfed]

I’m rather confused by my role in this but I maintain my innocence nonetheless

You are displaying leadership in this trying time by crushing your enemies like grapes!

Then why am I a defendant?

Because of your crimes? But you are also crushing your enemies like grapes.

Well the Sun is already on Drecq's side, can I get the shade instead?

You already get lots of shade. Don't be greedy.

I didn't embezzle thousands of dollars only to stop at being called "greedy"

"-in minecraft"

I didn't say that the Senate building wasn't in Minecraft, did I now?

 

[JayDee]

"-in minecraft"

I didn't say that the Senate building wasn't in Minecraft, did I now?

The Senate building is located within the space between shadow and light, between life and death, between time and space. I would know, I’ve been a few times myself

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Luckily nobody knows about all the money  I embezzled.

 

[Sopo]

Casting Greta Thunberg as DH is an incredible choice

 

[Igualla]

Phew, they haven't found my (alleged) thefts yet.

Ladies and gentlemen,
We got 'em

Only if you've got the evidence to back it up!

 

[Cordova I]

Everyone is presumed Innocent until found guilty.

 

[Comfed]

Casting Greta Thunberg as DH is an incredible choice

Thanks, I also cast Prim as a "retired" FBI agent but I don't know if he noticed

Everyone is presumed Innocent until found guilty.

Sounds like something a guilty person would say.

 

[sanjurika]

i dress up as a meter maid and give tickets to random parked cars

 

[Peeps]

Those who committed these heinous crimes must be brought to justice at once. I demand restitution, a gold-plated pen (for grandiose pronouncements only) would suffice.