[23:21] <fortunado> well, now to get rid of the other sloth :evil:
[23:21] <fortunado> where is that zapper so I can... you heard nothing.
[23:21] <Shadowlurker> I hear my dog drinking water...
[23:22] <fortunado> how adorable
[23:22] <fortunado> puppies... so cute, so very cute.
[23:22] <Shadowlurker> Well he's 80lbs and slobbers soooo
[23:22] <fortunado> ...
[23:22] <fortunado> cquestion time.
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[23:23] <fortunado> any questions for the senator shadowlurker?
[23:23] <Shadowlurker> I ain't senator yet
[23:24] <fortunado> add in candidate after senator... I make silly.
[23:25] <Shadowlurker> Candidate Shadowlurker, what do you have in mind regarding Brunhilde's "bringing back sexy" platform?
[23:25] <Shadowlurker> Why thank you concerned citizen!
[23:25] <Shadowlurker> I think it is a most excellent platform!
[23:26] <fortunado> wow! that citizen seemed to have the same voice, face, and name as shadowlurker!
[23:26] <fortunado> what will you be doing to help brun, bring back sexy?
[23:27] <Shadowlurker> I will participate in any and all activities we come up with, and maybe we can convince President Writinglegend do a sexy convention.
[23:28] <fortunado> how wonderful! can we also insitute a state house for the ugly!?!
[23:28] <Shadowlurker> Hey, now the ugly have the right to participate as well. They just won't win anythin.g
[23:29] <fortunado> you are a wise man. Now on a less serious note: what do you take on the issue of Discrimination and political parties?
[23:32] <Shadowlurker> I'm not going to lie, I haven't really read the debates or the OP on the whole discrimination thing.
[23:33] <Shadowlurker> But discrimination is...bad...?
[23:33] <fortunado> fair enough.
[23:34] <fortunado> I at least like the sense of humility.
[23:35] <Shadowlurker> My apologies. I will catch myself up with it sometime within the next week.
[23:35] <fortunado> You mentioned being in euro a while back, Is there anything which has "shocked" you since your return?
[23:37] <Shadowlurker> Aye, my NS life/career started in Euro 3 years ago this July. I think the most shocking thing was that Sopo became President again. I was a Minister under him when Notolecta resigned, and Sopo wasn't regarded as a very good president way back when.
[23:38] <Shadowlurker> If memory serves me correct.
[23:38] <fortunado> alright. Things are different, some things stay the same. Right sopo? oh wait he's gone...
*pokes fun*
[23:39] <fortunado> now for some hardlining issues *chucks figurative fastball*
[23:39] <Shadowlurker> *played baseball for 7 years*
[23:39] <Shadowlurker>
[23:39] <fortunado> What is your take on the controversy over Deepest House and Notolecta?
[23:40] <fortunado> could things have been differently?
[23:42] <Shadowlurker> I think Deepest House is getting his knickers in too much of a twist. Yeah, Notolecta cursed you out. If you haven't been cursed out by Notolecta, you aren't doing something right. Notolecta is just...a different person. He puts pressure on you. Not because he likes you or because he's having fun, I think genuinely Notolecta cares for Euro and wants to make sure shit is done right. If he had the time and will, he probably would be a very
[23:43] <fortunado> cut you off there.
[23:43] <Shadowlurker> Huh?
[23:43] <Jone> o.0
[23:43] <fortunado> he probably would be a very *insert whatever was missing here*
[23:44] <Shadowlurker> President.
[23:44] <Shadowlurker> good President*
[23:45] <Shadowlurker> very good President
[23:45] <fortunado> And now... for one more question from me.
[23:46] <fortunado> Back on the issue of Beauty convention: What do you think about people who say that beauty is subjective and cannot be viewed objectively?
[23:48] <Jone> Jackie Treehorn is an asshole man...he treats objects like women.
[23:49] <Shadowlurker> Everyone has a different view on beauty. Me and my fiance argure about this all the time; she will find one person attractive, and I won't. This literally happens with anybody she points out. I think it just depends on how you were raised, what you saw on the telly, and what your personal views are. No one is right or wrong. In my opinion, as long as you find someone who loves you, who gives a flying fuck?
[23:49] <fortunado> *claps*
[23:50] <fortunado> alright, Audience participation time: any questions for our candidate who keeps lurking from the shadows?
[23:51] <Shadowlurker> That's actually how I got my name
I would play Call of Duty and I would just hide in the corner of the map and snipe people
[23:51] <Jone> Campers
[23:51] <Shadowlurker>
[23:51] <Jone> Alrighty candidate, I gots a question.
[23:51] <Shadowlurker> Okey
[23:52] <Jone> What do you see is the biggest concern in Euro at the moment? With a followup, how do you feel your candidacy can address this issue?
[23:53] <fortunado> mother****in campers. Just look at Jone, who waits in the shadows with this question he's been meaning to ask and says it at the most opportune moment.
[23:53] <Jone> ;3
[23:55] <Sevway> What is happening in here? O_O People are talking?
[23:56] <Shadowlurker> Honestly, I think I am not qualified to answer that question, due to my short homecoming. But, I will answer it using the past week in which I've been here as my scope. I think President WL has done a good job in the executive. He is active, most Ministers are active, and life is good there. The Judiciary is good. They're keeping busy-ish. Now the Legislative, in the time I've been back, the only thing I have seen pass into their chamber
[23:56] <Shadowlurker> If elected, I would like to go through the more important statutes in the book, and look at them for revision, with all of my fellow senators.
[23:57] <fortunado> you got cut off again: I have seen pass into their chamber (fill blank left here by word limits)
[23:57] <Shadowlurker> their chamber is the SOFA, and it is not even of their origin.
[23:58] <fortunado> ah ok.
[23:58] <Shadowlurker> We would look for outdated parts, parts that could be amended, or maybe recalling the act and writing it anew.
[23:58] <Shadowlurker> As most of our laws are older...
[23:59] <fortunado> seyway: I forcefully began shoving questions down the lurkey candidate's throat and am now watching as others do the same
[00:00] <fortunado> any follow-ups? or other questions the audience sees fit to cram into shadowlurker?
[00:00] <Shadowlurker> Oh, and McEntire is inactive. Like why run if you gonna disappear?
[00:00] <Jone> Who are you most looking forward to running against, and who would you want to fill the seats beside you in the senate?
[00:01] <Shadowlurker> Drecq is the only contender who I know well. I know him from other regions and I know he will be a fine Senator, so I look forward to working with him.
[00:02] <Shadowlurker> Zapper is newer as well, but seems dedicated.
[00:02] <Shadowlurker> The others, I cannot say. Just good luck to them
[00:02] <Jone> Diplomatic
[00:03] <Sevway> fortunado is forceful D:
[00:04] <fortunado> verty *eyebrowsface*
[00:05] <fortunado> good thing I made sure to tape carrot's face for that. The face,,, of eyebrowsface.
[00:05] <fortunado> further questions?
[00:05] <Sevway> video tape, or duct tape?
[00:06] <fortunado> both *eyebrowsface*
[00:06] <Sevway> xD
[00:06] <fortunado> see, it was totally worth it.
