Issue 12

HEM

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The E.U.R.O. Times

Written By HEM



Idiots Flock to Europeia by the Dozens!

The Oppressed Peoples of New Norden Island moved to Europeia about 5:41 PM EST and a new member is of course welcomed. But he suddenly posted:

"Hello, Europeia. I shall rule all nations here. *New Nordenese soldies march into Europeia City and head straight for the Europeia Parliament Building. Acarionne and Amorataine are already under fire."

This retard left before HEM could ban him. HEM then replied:

"No you don't...Our President is Pineapleboy. Now get out...Forever"

He then came back and posted:

"*Soldiers burn President's House.* I will conquer you, "King" HEM!!!"

HEM then replied:

"lol do you want to be banned from the region? because I can ban you now if you like. No need for you to come back. Ever."

He didn't come back. However he is excepted to make another appearance the next day if we aren't lucky...


Norden Waving His Hands Around As He Claims to Rule Europeia

Rotalsia's, Worse than is had seemed...

While everyone in Europeia is unhappy with the former Prime Minister Rotalsia seems to have rivals elsewhere reports Editor HEM. HEM has recently been talking with "The Kingdom of Lil Weezy" and it appears Rot or Tolkly as he is known is some other regions is a bit more infamous than it is in just Europeia. Rotalsia was once founder of a region known as Aurosia and the following was said by Lil Weez:

"...he made a region then tried nothing to do to help it suceed, then blamed it on us when it was all his fault and deleted the region"

While this may contain significant bias it is unknown as Rot/Tolkly deleted the regional forum and main region of Aurosia.


Weez as he talks to HEM about Tolkly in Aurosia

Europeia is 6 Months Old!

Europeia today reached the 6 month point in her growth. This celebration happened the day Rotalsia got banned and certainly was an odd coincidence. HEM says the notice for Europeia's birthday wil stay on the WFE for another few days at least.


Fireworks for the celebration

President Pwns Chancellor

President Pinapleboy arrived from his eventful weekend to some disturbing facts including Rotalsia's leave. But also the Chancellor arranging meetings and asking for reports without the President's permission. Pineapleboy made it clear HEM had overstepped his bounds and was not meek enough to stop telling of the now cheeked Chancellor.


Pine slaps HEM across the face for his bad behavior

In Other News...

Population Stuck at 77
Rot given cell 1 at the Europeian Jail, Lexus says "Idea stolen"
Regional Power, Moderate
 
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