It has been reported that Kraken is considering leaving his job as Grand Admiral of the Europeian Republican Navy (hereafter referred to as the ERN) in order to start up a line of suits based off of tentacles. It is a noble cause, after all, it can be difficult for those with tentacles to find clothing that really fits.
Naturally, this has raised the question of what will happen to the ERN if Kraken decides to resign? The short answer (that this reporter has managed to uncover through extremely dangerous, tactical means) is that everything will fall apart. After all, Kraken is the life force of the navy (shocking new information leaked to a reporter. More news on that later).
A confidential informant came forward about the alleged, fishy actions of our esteemed Grand Admiral.
[11/09/15, 12:03:41 AM] Redacted: y'know I've got a whole thought going
[11/09/15, 12:03:55 AM] Erin: What are you thinking about?
[11/09/15, 12:04:32 AM] Redacted: You probably know more about Krakes suiting than me
[11/09/15, 12:04:50 AM] Erin: This is the news, give me what you got.
[11/09/15, 12:05:09 AM] Redacted: elvis line squid upholstery
[11/09/15, 12:05:15 AM] Erin: Is that all you've got for me? I'm going to need a little more to go off of than that.
[11/09/15, 12:05:45 AM] Redacted: He has been very secretive about what has been going on behind closed doors at those meetings of his.
[11/09/15, 12:06:02 AM] Erin: Have you ever heard anything from one of those meetings?
[11/09/15, 12:06: 06 AM] Redacted: I never stuck around long enough to hear much of anything, those guys he's been meeting with are scary.
[11/09/15, 12:06:35 AM] Erin: So you've seen them then?
[11/09/15, 12:07:02 AM] Redacted: Only once. One of them looked really sleepy.
[11/09/15, 12:07:43 AM] Erin: Sleepy you say?
[11/09/15, 12:09:22 AM] Redacted: Yeah. It looked a bit like he was about to pass out at any moment, it was weird.
[11/09/15, 12:09 45 AM] Erin: This is weird news indeed. So you say you never heard what they were saying, but did you ever get an inkling of suspicion?
[11/09/15 12:10: 17 AM] Redacted: Well... I didn't want to say this because he's my boss, but Kraken's tentacles have been looking a bit... pale recently. I think it's because they've been suffocated in his suits so much.
[11/09/15 12:10: 34 AM] Erin: Oh, intriguing. What do you think of that?
[11/01/15 12:10: 52 AM] Redacted: The guys were all super fancily dressed, well except the sleepy one, he kind of looked like a bum. I think they're planning something, and I think it has to do with suits.
Well, you heard it here first guys. There are no other explanations for Kraken's erratic behavior, and extended time away. How else would he spend those leave of absences he's been going on? His "business trips" for the bank are clearly far more than what he has been letting on.
This information, coming straight from a trusted source within the navy, exposes what could be the biggest naval scandal in recent days. Could it be true? Or could his closed door meetings be an innocent Go club event? This reporter will attempt to find out.
Naturally, this has raised the question of what will happen to the ERN if Kraken decides to resign? The short answer (that this reporter has managed to uncover through extremely dangerous, tactical means) is that everything will fall apart. After all, Kraken is the life force of the navy (shocking new information leaked to a reporter. More news on that later).
A confidential informant came forward about the alleged, fishy actions of our esteemed Grand Admiral.
[11/09/15, 12:03:41 AM] Redacted: y'know I've got a whole thought going
[11/09/15, 12:03:55 AM] Erin: What are you thinking about?
[11/09/15, 12:04:32 AM] Redacted: You probably know more about Krakes suiting than me
[11/09/15, 12:04:50 AM] Erin: This is the news, give me what you got.
[11/09/15, 12:05:09 AM] Redacted: elvis line squid upholstery
[11/09/15, 12:05:15 AM] Erin: Is that all you've got for me? I'm going to need a little more to go off of than that.
[11/09/15, 12:05:45 AM] Redacted: He has been very secretive about what has been going on behind closed doors at those meetings of his.
[11/09/15, 12:06:02 AM] Erin: Have you ever heard anything from one of those meetings?
[11/09/15, 12:06: 06 AM] Redacted: I never stuck around long enough to hear much of anything, those guys he's been meeting with are scary.
[11/09/15, 12:06:35 AM] Erin: So you've seen them then?
[11/09/15, 12:07:02 AM] Redacted: Only once. One of them looked really sleepy.
[11/09/15, 12:07:43 AM] Erin: Sleepy you say?
[11/09/15, 12:09:22 AM] Redacted: Yeah. It looked a bit like he was about to pass out at any moment, it was weird.
[11/09/15, 12:09 45 AM] Erin: This is weird news indeed. So you say you never heard what they were saying, but did you ever get an inkling of suspicion?
[11/09/15 12:10: 17 AM] Redacted: Well... I didn't want to say this because he's my boss, but Kraken's tentacles have been looking a bit... pale recently. I think it's because they've been suffocated in his suits so much.
[11/09/15 12:10: 34 AM] Erin: Oh, intriguing. What do you think of that?
[11/01/15 12:10: 52 AM] Redacted: The guys were all super fancily dressed, well except the sleepy one, he kind of looked like a bum. I think they're planning something, and I think it has to do with suits.
Well, you heard it here first guys. There are no other explanations for Kraken's erratic behavior, and extended time away. How else would he spend those leave of absences he's been going on? His "business trips" for the bank are clearly far more than what he has been letting on.
This information, coming straight from a trusted source within the navy, exposes what could be the biggest naval scandal in recent days. Could it be true? Or could his closed door meetings be an innocent Go club event? This reporter will attempt to find out.
