Faux News: Oga's New Job

Faux News has confirmed that being CA Chair simply isn't enough for Ogastein, and that he has taken on a part time job. He now works as a docker, and docking is what he does in his evenings off from the CA. He says the pay is very good, and the work is very rewarding.

 

[Charli]

the reference should be fairly obvious to sexual deviants such as yourselves.

:creepy:

 

[Imperium]

should I be glad that I don't get it then?

 

[Ogastein]

should I be glad that I don't get it then?

yes.

...do not google docking.
...I had it explained to me.
*shudders*

 

[Anumia]

Spoiler: Docking Ring

 

[Imperium]

Just googled it- seems weird, but hardly deviant, if you're into that kinda thing

 

[Kraketopia]

Just googled it- seems weird, but hardly deviant, if you're into that kinda thing

You seemed like such an innocent boy.

 

[Anumia]

You didn't catch the vibe he was giving off until now?

 

[Kraketopia]

Not all of us are sitting around looking for "vibes" from the younger men on our forums Anumia...

 

[Anumia]

[me]senses all things

It's not my fault that you are now strangely intrigued by him.

 

[Kraketopia]

I'm strangely intrigued by him?

 

[Anumia]

This is what I sense. h43r:

 

[Imperium]

Haha, yeah sure... I'm... Innocent.

No, really I'm quite vanilla in most of my tastes, but then at 18 I haven't had too much time to develop preferences for much else yet. Give it a few years and I'll be as deviant as anybody

 

[Anumia]

Going to develop a penchant for tentacles?

 

[Marnip]

Going to develop a penchant for tentacles?

I'm sure Kraken could help help you out.

 

[Anumia]

I am positive that he would be willing to offer han- erm, well.

 

[Imperium]

Tentacles are not my thing, that I'm sure of. Stumbling onto a hentai website in my impressionable youth put me right off...

 

[Anumia]

"Stumbling"

 

[Marnip]

Tentacles are not my thing, that I'm sure of. Stumbling onto a hentai website in my impressionable youth put me right off...

Does stumbling mean intentionally viewing where you live?

 

[Imperium]

No, I got link spammed by a friend. I've intentionally viewed other stuff, but I wasn't even aware of Hentai's existence until after it had been forced upon me

 

[Cpt.Carrot]

I wouldn't worry about Imperium having a taste for Tentacles, I would worry about Tentacles having a taste for Imperium.