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-It was revealed that not only is Charlotte not actually Swedish, but she is also not human. This was discovered through a simple process of deduction.
-TEK defeated the ERN in a string of payback victories for the ERN's relentless assault on TEK held regions. Grand Admiral Cerian Quilor told Faux News "It was really brutal. Hordes of them came out of nowhere using advanced precision to catch us off guard and we-HA HA HA HA oh man, I couldn't even get through that for Faux News."
-The upcoming Judicial Conference is being eagerly awaited by the raunchiest and coolest partiers in Euro. After last year's scotch fueled orgy, this year's conference has even higher expectations. Chief Justice Pope Lexus X commented "We're really happy to have OnderKelkia with us this year, it's been a while since he's been at a judicial orgy, and his twerking skills are second to none."
-It was revealed that not only is Charlotte not actually Swedish, but she is also not human. This was discovered through a simple process of deduction.
-TEK defeated the ERN in a string of payback victories for the ERN's relentless assault on TEK held regions. Grand Admiral Cerian Quilor told Faux News "It was really brutal. Hordes of them came out of nowhere using advanced precision to catch us off guard and we-HA HA HA HA oh man, I couldn't even get through that for Faux News."
-The upcoming Judicial Conference is being eagerly awaited by the raunchiest and coolest partiers in Euro. After last year's scotch fueled orgy, this year's conference has even higher expectations. Chief Justice Pope Lexus X commented "We're really happy to have OnderKelkia with us this year, it's been a while since he's been at a judicial orgy, and his twerking skills are second to none."