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-Many have wondered whether ModernSin is actually black, or just a white guy pretending to be black, as many white men are known to do. To the region's surprise Faux News has uncovered that he is actually Asian. This was discovered during the Halloween Zombie event, but the information wasn't extracted from the highest government offices by Faux News until now. It turns out that while MS was leading the zombie revolution Lethen and Anumia attempted to lure him into a capture zone. First they tried fried chicken, believing this would appeal to his blackness(blame them for subscribing to racial stereotypes, not Faux News). When this failed to work, they believed their long held suspicion that MS was actually white was true. Lethen began playing electric guitar to lure him out(again, their belief in stereotypes, not Faux News's) but this did not work either. Finally Anumia got a clever idea, and put a bowl of sticky rice in the middle of the capture zone. MS immediately raced out to grab the rice, and after the large cardboard box fell on his head he was captured. Close analysis proved that MS's handsome black face was actually a well constructed mask, and he was in fact a 37 year old Asian male. This is the first documented case of an Asian using black face.
-A third party ticket has entered the election race, and has secured a significant lead. Jimmy McMillan of the "The Rent is Too Damn High Party" has officially joined the region and entered the race, and voters are flocking to his call for action(and facial hair). He has controversially chosen Huxwells Shaw as his VP running mate. When asked to comment, Mr. McMillan stated "Hux has a smoking hot girlfriend, and my campaign needed all the sex appeal it could get."
-Sopo's polls were revealed to be nothing more than sloth smoke and mirror tricks. Groundbreaking footage showed the inside of Sopo's polling office, in which twenty overfed sloths walk around on a floor covering with the ballot choices, and points are awarded when certain categories are scat upon. Sopo commented "it may be dirty, and highly random, but it's a lot less work than getting people to vote for my polls, and the results are usually a lot more intelligent." Faux News has been a long term skeptic of the validity of other news sources, particularly those in the LethoMonarchy Broadcasting Center.
-Many have wondered whether ModernSin is actually black, or just a white guy pretending to be black, as many white men are known to do. To the region's surprise Faux News has uncovered that he is actually Asian. This was discovered during the Halloween Zombie event, but the information wasn't extracted from the highest government offices by Faux News until now. It turns out that while MS was leading the zombie revolution Lethen and Anumia attempted to lure him into a capture zone. First they tried fried chicken, believing this would appeal to his blackness(blame them for subscribing to racial stereotypes, not Faux News). When this failed to work, they believed their long held suspicion that MS was actually white was true. Lethen began playing electric guitar to lure him out(again, their belief in stereotypes, not Faux News's) but this did not work either. Finally Anumia got a clever idea, and put a bowl of sticky rice in the middle of the capture zone. MS immediately raced out to grab the rice, and after the large cardboard box fell on his head he was captured. Close analysis proved that MS's handsome black face was actually a well constructed mask, and he was in fact a 37 year old Asian male. This is the first documented case of an Asian using black face.
-A third party ticket has entered the election race, and has secured a significant lead. Jimmy McMillan of the "The Rent is Too Damn High Party" has officially joined the region and entered the race, and voters are flocking to his call for action(and facial hair). He has controversially chosen Huxwells Shaw as his VP running mate. When asked to comment, Mr. McMillan stated "Hux has a smoking hot girlfriend, and my campaign needed all the sex appeal it could get."
-Sopo's polls were revealed to be nothing more than sloth smoke and mirror tricks. Groundbreaking footage showed the inside of Sopo's polling office, in which twenty overfed sloths walk around on a floor covering with the ballot choices, and points are awarded when certain categories are scat upon. Sopo commented "it may be dirty, and highly random, but it's a lot less work than getting people to vote for my polls, and the results are usually a lot more intelligent." Faux News has been a long term skeptic of the validity of other news sources, particularly those in the LethoMonarchy Broadcasting Center.
