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-As many citizens of the region know, Lethen is strapped for cash in real life(due to bribing Europeian officials one time too many). A thread was started about what job he should take to support himself, and Faux News has just discovered that Lethen has now accepted the position of male porn star. Look for him to appear in Bulgarian Brides 4 and Anal Apocalypse 7. *Editors note: AA will also be starring with Lethen in Anal Apocalypse 7. It is unknown if they will cross swords.
-Many have noticed that Environmental Warrior's name changed from EW to Moronist Decisions around the same time he was appointed to replace CSP as Minister of Foreign Affairs. In an exclusive interview MD told us this was part of his deal with Anumia, that he would have to adopt a derogatory name if he wished to curry political favour. Other examples of Anumia's increasingly rampant egoism can be seen in other areas as well, such as his insistence that members of the Skype chat call him "ANUMIA, GOD KING."
-Seismic activity indicates that Notolecta is building a large cave under the High Court. When confronted about his secret project the Attorney General informed staffers of Faux News that he was planning on dispensing the region's justice personally, as "Notorooter, tough on crime like a rotorooter is on weeds." The AG then went on a tirade comparing criminals to weeds. Faux News looks forward to Notorooter sightings on the streets, and witnessing him take down the regions many nefarious criminals.
-As many citizens of the region know, Lethen is strapped for cash in real life(due to bribing Europeian officials one time too many). A thread was started about what job he should take to support himself, and Faux News has just discovered that Lethen has now accepted the position of male porn star. Look for him to appear in Bulgarian Brides 4 and Anal Apocalypse 7. *Editors note: AA will also be starring with Lethen in Anal Apocalypse 7. It is unknown if they will cross swords.
-Many have noticed that Environmental Warrior's name changed from EW to Moronist Decisions around the same time he was appointed to replace CSP as Minister of Foreign Affairs. In an exclusive interview MD told us this was part of his deal with Anumia, that he would have to adopt a derogatory name if he wished to curry political favour. Other examples of Anumia's increasingly rampant egoism can be seen in other areas as well, such as his insistence that members of the Skype chat call him "ANUMIA, GOD KING."
-Seismic activity indicates that Notolecta is building a large cave under the High Court. When confronted about his secret project the Attorney General informed staffers of Faux News that he was planning on dispensing the region's justice personally, as "Notorooter, tough on crime like a rotorooter is on weeds." The AG then went on a tirade comparing criminals to weeds. Faux News looks forward to Notorooter sightings on the streets, and witnessing him take down the regions many nefarious criminals.
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