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-Charlotte Shaw has been arrested today for the attempted murder of the region's beloved kraken. Her self confessed motive was "trying to kill the hipster", but this makes no sense since large krakens have no cultural connection with the hipster movement. She is currently treated as being delusional, and the Europeian Psychiatric Centre is evaluating her mental condition.
-Allied Alliances also faces scandal today, as last night he was discovered by Europeian authorities conducting illegal and highly unethical activities involving heroin, crack cocaine, goats, and underaged boys. When interviewed on the subject Mr. Alliances said "I'm the region's conservative. It came with the territory."
-It has been concluded that Modern Sin was not actually infected as a zombie during the Halloween Crisis. It was a common assumption that MS had been infected by a zombie, which explained his support for their cause. Some even assumed he was patient zero. But it turns out that Mr Sin actually just hates people, and hoped that the zombie menace would eliminate the need to talk to others in the region. Europeian authorities have released him, and ask everyone to be caring and understanding toward the alienated citizen.
-Zenny has created a new drug, which is essentially Viagra for women. Being referred to as "the little pink pill" pharmacies are selling out of the product, with males accounting for 93% of the sales. Zenny has been declared as a regional hero, as many of the men in Europeia can finally get laid. Her net worth has surpassed Warren Buffett's.
-Charlotte Shaw has been arrested today for the attempted murder of the region's beloved kraken. Her self confessed motive was "trying to kill the hipster", but this makes no sense since large krakens have no cultural connection with the hipster movement. She is currently treated as being delusional, and the Europeian Psychiatric Centre is evaluating her mental condition.
-Allied Alliances also faces scandal today, as last night he was discovered by Europeian authorities conducting illegal and highly unethical activities involving heroin, crack cocaine, goats, and underaged boys. When interviewed on the subject Mr. Alliances said "I'm the region's conservative. It came with the territory."
-It has been concluded that Modern Sin was not actually infected as a zombie during the Halloween Crisis. It was a common assumption that MS had been infected by a zombie, which explained his support for their cause. Some even assumed he was patient zero. But it turns out that Mr Sin actually just hates people, and hoped that the zombie menace would eliminate the need to talk to others in the region. Europeian authorities have released him, and ask everyone to be caring and understanding toward the alienated citizen.
-Zenny has created a new drug, which is essentially Viagra for women. Being referred to as "the little pink pill" pharmacies are selling out of the product, with males accounting for 93% of the sales. Zenny has been declared as a regional hero, as many of the men in Europeia can finally get laid. Her net worth has surpassed Warren Buffett's.