ENN Relaunches, plans to compete with EBC

[HEM]

The E-News Network
Written by HEM
CEO and Editor-in-Chief
Non-Issue Notice

Today ENN officially re-launched after being declared "inactive" by the totalitarian Culture Ministry. Remaining under the leadership of Editor-In-Chief and CEO, HEM Tiberius, the outlet has ambitious plans to expand and outscale the rising EBC.

"We're back too," former UK Prime Minister John Major assures, "Don't worry, if nobody real can be found to represent an opinion, Paul, Jay and I will be on the case."

ENN looks forward to a period for repaving and new prosperity.

 

[McEntire]

Have fun, sucker.

 

[Rach]

This is like what, the 5th best broadcasting corporation and it thinks it can compete with the EBC?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus Rex]

Good luck. Emily will be back on Friday for EBC Radio News Episode 5 and she will murder you with her army of robots. :violentgun:

 

[Kari]

Well HEM could 'accidently' delete the EBC..... -_-

 

[Common-Sense Politics]

Hurray!

 

[HEM]

Pretty much everything that any other media outlet does, ENN has done first. :lol:

 

[Kylia Quilor]

YES!

Incidentally, I need to work on a new issue of the WIRE.

 

[hyanygo]

Imo, the ENN, Aftermath and whatever Mc's paper is, are the best sources.