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Media v. Administration
Not another court case...
The Almighty one who's name shall not appear without a star or without being written in red ink has been entrenched within a battle of untouchables these last few days.
The dirty dog media, or Aftermath News, as they prefer to label their quasi-criminal organization, has been venturing to question the public about certain governmental positions and who should hold them.
His Holiness, the President, graced the discussion upon numerous occasions. His words flowed onto the thread much as liquid gold flows across the new paved streets of his administration, but the demonic figures within the 'gotcha media' did not relent.
Instead, they responded by daring to question the President's wisdom in having a citizen serve multiple branches at once. Perhaps these peons do not recall the power and intellectual might of our leader. Perhaps they do not trust his ability to bring the crops of our region to full blossom with the mere thought of fruition!
Europeia seems to have sunk to another low, with the corrupt media fouling the minds of the region and raising more questions into the conduct of this government. It would be wise for our glorious leader to end his discussion with these dirty foes and instead abide by the philosophy of, "no person, no problem."
Europeia embraces only you, our leader.
All satire is meant to be funny, humorous, and light hearted. If we fail in any area, don't sue us.
Not another court case...
The Almighty one who's name shall not appear without a star or without being written in red ink has been entrenched within a battle of untouchables these last few days.
The dirty dog media, or Aftermath News, as they prefer to label their quasi-criminal organization, has been venturing to question the public about certain governmental positions and who should hold them.
His Holiness, the President, graced the discussion upon numerous occasions. His words flowed onto the thread much as liquid gold flows across the new paved streets of his administration, but the demonic figures within the 'gotcha media' did not relent.
Instead, they responded by daring to question the President's wisdom in having a citizen serve multiple branches at once. Perhaps these peons do not recall the power and intellectual might of our leader. Perhaps they do not trust his ability to bring the crops of our region to full blossom with the mere thought of fruition!
Europeia seems to have sunk to another low, with the corrupt media fouling the minds of the region and raising more questions into the conduct of this government. It would be wise for our glorious leader to end his discussion with these dirty foes and instead abide by the philosophy of, "no person, no problem."
Europeia embraces only you, our leader.
All satire is meant to be funny, humorous, and light hearted. If we fail in any area, don't sue us.