President takes opponent to court
President Failconias, in a display of power and ingenuity took a chief opponent of his (Xeno aka Griff) to trial in Europeia for 'being obscene'. All the while, his supporters, chiefly former Chief of State Highnahgo claim that the Not-So Jolly Roger campaign needs to thicken their skin? Is the Failc/Sin campaign trying to secure themselves a two for one special? Or is this election just special in general?
Roger: "No, the President I served under didn't contribute to my training"
The Not-so jolly Roger campaigns claims that President Failconias, who Roger served under prior to be the administration's fieriest critic had 'absolutely nothing' to do with the skills Roger acquired during the term. Roger cites a constant yoga cycle and alien abductors for all his acquired skill.
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