EBC Double Review

EBC Cinema Lounge:
The Campaign & Killers






Part of the EBC Review Lounge Series​

The theme of this review for me is pigeonholing. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when an actor either plays a specific type of part so often or gets one big breakout role and is associated with that persona for the rest of their careers. Many actors are fine with this and work within their comfort zones, and many others try to break out of their personas, to varying degrees of success.

Will Ferrell has turned from the lovable overgrown manchild from Elf to the overgrown manchild who spouts toilet humor from Step Brothers, and Zach Galifinakis has taken his place as the former ever since The Hangover. (I love Elf, and loathe both of the latter movies.) They both star in The Campaign, which I saw on Saturday. The premise is that Ferrell is a four term Congressman of Hicktown, North Carolina and the Motch Brothers (see what they did there?) finance a doofus Everyman they can control- cue Galifinakis.

You would think that with these two titans of comedy making political satire, it would offer engaging, humorous, and incisive commentary on the effects of unlimited corporate financing post-Citizens United. And for the first hour or so, that was true. I was splitting my sides- HARD! Even the vulgar humor during that time and the overplayed trailer jokes worked. And then, like kids repeating dirty jokes in school over and over in hopes of getting repeated laughs, The Campaign lays on the extreme, shocking toilet humor that tested well with audiences in The Hangover and Step Brothers.

Over and over and over and OVER again!!!! If you really like those movies, you'll like that, but for me, that completely obliterates most of the commentary they were trying to make (to remain spoiler free, I won't reveal why), and the only laughs to be had by most of the theater from that point on were forced and awkward.[1] It pains me to say this, but Ferrell and Galifinakis delve even deeper into the personas they were pigeonholed into and what could have been a powerful and scathing political satire is merely OK.

Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher has been his character Kelso (i.e. the lovable doofus) in almost every part he's ever played since That 70's Show (which I loved), and ever since Grey's Anatomy (pretty good most of the time) and Knocked Up (funny a lot of times, but too misogynistic to be really enjoyable), Katherine Heigl is the shrew that you love to hate on whenever she acts all "career bitchy".

So somebody in Hollywood thought it would be a great idea to have Ashton Kutcher play the straight man action hero and Katherine Heigl play...what she always plays. The result is Killers, which I watched on the train ride home from moving a bunch of furniture into my new D.C. apartment on Netflix for the new iPad with 4G LTE.[2]

The premise of the movie is this: a super spy played by Ashton Kutcher meets Katherine Heigl in Nice. They fall in love and he gets out of the agency in order to marry her. I'm going to remain spoiler-free for this one too, but from the title, I'm pretty sure you can all already guess where this movie is going, and you can probably also guess what I think of it.

The action and story, while extremely predictable, made for a pretty competent time waster, but I never found it much more humorous than a few chuckles due to Katherine Heigl being what Katherine Heigl is all the time. A lot of the problem was that because of Ashton Kutcher's career as a goofball I never really bought him as a cool, suave, hyper lethal man of mystery and couldn't suspend disbelief. And it also came out at around the same time as Knight and Day, which did the hunted super spy meets ordinary girl routine a LOT better because Tom Cruise fits the action hero with a cool edge type like a glove and Cameron Diaz was very believable as the girl next door, and there was a completely goofy early James Bond type story that you know doesn't make sense but you like anyway.

So in short, my rating of both movies is this:

The Campaign: ***

-Worth a DVD rental if you even remember getting any enjoyment out of it.

Killers: **

-It left a pretty sour taste in my Netflix queue with a spoonful of sugar to go down easier.

[size0][1]Except for a chuckle I kept to myself when I glanced at an older couple right behind me as I walked out of the theater. They seemed to be REALLY focused on the movie while they were making out.

[2]I thought that would mean blazing fast speed and high quality images and sound. But alas, the movie took about three and a half hours to watch because while the LTE was good when it was around, it mostly defaulted to 3G or the tiny roaming circle of doom and kept pausing the movie and saying "buffering". The sound was also low quality at times, especially when characters were talking lower than SHOUTING! This led me to have to pause it occasionally, and I also missed pieces of dialogue while I was watching it, but thankfully this didn't affect most of the movie.

[3]P.S.: After seeing The Campaign, I thought it would be cool to check in on Facebook via the GetGlue app. After this, I got FIFTY spam emails telling me about the fucking pointless stickers I got. Yeah, no thank you. I promptly deleted it.[/size]
 
A twofer! Both of the reviews were good! Keep it up!
Thanks once again! Next time (sometime at the end of this week or the beginning of next week) I'll probably watch and review Titanic II.
Oh boy. I wish you good luck in that adventure.
And then possibly review the second Titanic animated movie the next week, and the first season of The Newsroom the next week. And I'm afraid I'm gonna need it. :lol:
 
A twofer! Both of the reviews were good! Keep it up!
Thanks once again! Next time (sometime at the end of this week or the beginning of next week) I'll probably watch and review Titanic II.
Oh boy. I wish you good luck in that adventure.
And then possibly review the second Titanic animated movie the next week, and the first season of The Newsroom the next week. And I'm afraid I'm gonna need it. :lol:
Well then, you'll really need some luck!
 
A twofer! Both of the reviews were good! Keep it up!
Thanks once again! Next time (sometime at the end of this week or the beginning of next week) I'll probably watch and review Titanic II.
Oh boy. I wish you good luck in that adventure.
And then possibly review the second Titanic animated movie the next week, and the first season of The Newsroom the next week. And I'm afraid I'm gonna need it. :lol:
Well then, you'll really need some luck!
I've got my four leaf clover and lucky rabbit's foot. :p
 
I;m more concerned about that fact that you were on a train for THREE AND A HALF HOURS!!
 
I;m more concerned about that fact that you were on a train for THREE AND A HALF HOURS!!
Amtrak from D.C. to New York is about that, and I'm not going to get my driver's license because I'm going to be living and working in D.C. and I feel cars are wastes of money, time, and fuel for small conveniences, so the train is more natural for me.
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
Well, good. And I hope you'll like my review of the first season of The Newsroom.
I could always help out to. There are some shows coming on that look like they interest me.
Well, if you're interested, what shows look interesting? And do you know anybody who can do game reviews on a regular basis? I could cover some of the retro and mobile games...
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
Well, good. And I hope you'll like my review of the first season of The Newsroom.
I could always help out to. There are some shows coming on that look like they interest me.
Well, if you're interested, what shows look interesting? And do you know anybody who can do game reviews on a regular basis? I could cover some of the retro and mobile games...
Revolution-Another show from the mind of J.J. Abrams where all electronics go out.
Chicago Fire-About the Chicago Fire Department.
Vegas-A western drama set in 60's Vegas
Elementary-The American Sherlock Holmes show.

Don't know about the Video Game reviewer though.
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
Well, good. And I hope you'll like my review of the first season of The Newsroom.
I could always help out to. There are some shows coming on that look like they interest me.
Well, if you're interested, what shows look interesting? And do you know anybody who can do game reviews on a regular basis? I could cover some of the retro and mobile games...
Revolution-Another show from the mind of J.J. Abrams where all electronics go out.
Chicago Fire-About the Chicago Fire Department.
Vegas-A western drama set in 60's Vegas
Elementary-The American Sherlock Holmes show.

Don't know about the Video Game reviewer though.
Well, I'll leave the position open. The only TV shows I'll be looking at past the first season of The Newsroom are Once Upon a Time and New Girl, which I've seen the first season of, and possibly do a review of the pilot of Revolution b/c I think the premise is ridiculous but want to give the show a chance.
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
Well, good. And I hope you'll like my review of the first season of The Newsroom.
I could always help out to. There are some shows coming on that look like they interest me.
Well, if you're interested, what shows look interesting? And do you know anybody who can do game reviews on a regular basis? I could cover some of the retro and mobile games...
Revolution-Another show from the mind of J.J. Abrams where all electronics go out.
Chicago Fire-About the Chicago Fire Department.
Vegas-A western drama set in 60's Vegas
Elementary-The American Sherlock Holmes show.

Don't know about the Video Game reviewer though.
Well, I'll leave the position open. The only TV shows I'll be looking at past the first season of The Newsroom are Once Upon a Time and New Girl, which I've seen the first season of, and possibly do a review of the pilot of Revolution b/c I think the premise is ridiculous but want to give the show a chance.
The only reason reason I want to see Revolution is to see what J.J. Abrams can think of now and to see how long it will last.
 
I would like to humbly apply for the position of Video Game Reviewer. haha I play loads of video games and I think a weekly review would be okay.
 
I've never seen these movies and I have no intention to. flail.gif

Man, I'd do reviews of TV shows...if it was the first season. Not the fourth or fifth.
Well, good. And I hope you'll like my review of the first season of The Newsroom.
I could always help out to. There are some shows coming on that look like they interest me.
Well, if you're interested, what shows look interesting? And do you know anybody who can do game reviews on a regular basis? I could cover some of the retro and mobile games...
Revolution-Another show from the mind of J.J. Abrams where all electronics go out.
Chicago Fire-About the Chicago Fire Department.
Vegas-A western drama set in 60's Vegas
Elementary-The American Sherlock Holmes show.

Don't know about the Video Game reviewer though.
Well, I'll leave the position open. The only TV shows I'll be looking at past the first season of The Newsroom are Once Upon a Time and New Girl, which I've seen the first season of, and possibly do a review of the pilot of Revolution b/c I think the premise is ridiculous but want to give the show a chance.
The only reason reason I want to see Revolution is to see what J.J. Abrams can think of now and to see how long it will last.
Same here tbh.
 
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