Admin Task Thread

Could an admin please explaine to me why  I was not allowed to view any part of the overall forum, like I was banned?
I've compiled a list of possibilities for your convenience. Pick the least embarrassing of them. :p

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1. Nobody likes you.
2. Everybody likes you, but someone doesn't want to see or hear you anyway.
3. The admins are plotting against you.
4. Sopo is plotting against you.
5. Anumia is plotting against you.
6. Hyanygo is a grapefruit.
7. Aurora is a grapefruit.
8. Earthie is a pineapple.
9. You're masked as Apricot, because that's what you are.
10. Europeia is secretly a fruit salad region.
11. Europeia is openly a fruit salad region.
12. The City Council is evil.
13. The Cabinet is evil.
14. The Senate is evil.
15. Skynet is self aware.
16. I was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor.
17. r3n was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor.
18. Lethen was sent forward in time to kill r3n.
19. Nobody likes HEM.
20. Everybody loves HEM.
21. HEM is the Vice President.
22. Sopo is a defender spy.
23. The EuroNavy is actually the FRA outpost in Europeia.
24. HEM is the EuroNavy.
25. HEM is the FRA.
26. Our Wiki is the FRA.
27. The FRA is only a front for Abbey's black market in trafficking of cats.
28. Cord is the Chief Justice.
29. Presidential teal is a nasty colour and the admins should change it.
30. Your masking was stuffed up.
31. Your computer is stuffed up.
32. Your mother is stuffed up.
33. Rick Astley is your mother.
34. PhDre is Anumia.
35. Earthie is Ollie.
36. Hyanygo is Hyanygo.
37. Rachel is actually 70% of the Senate.
38. 70% of the Senate is actually Rachel.
39. 70% of the Senate are secretly actually the World Assembly Delegate.
40. The Europeian Flag is too pretty.
41. The Europeian Flag is not pretty enough.
42. The Ministry of Citizen Integration is a lousy name for a Department.
43. The Ministry of Citizen Integration is an awesome name for a Department.
44. Sopo is actually Osama Bin Laden.
45. Our President is dead.
46. PhDre is actually Sopo.
47. Hyanygo is actually the whole region.
48. The Judiciary is actually just Anumia and his puppets.
49. Cord is actually the Supreme Chancellor.
50. HEM is a cybernetic organism.
51. Your masking is stuffed up.
52. Pluto was demoted from planetary status after they discovered your mother.
53. McEntire is actually Klatonia, who is actually both NES and Jusduckria.
54. The forums are incompatible with your computer because your mother is near it.
55. Europeia secretly loves you and values your contributions.
56. Europeia openly loves you and values your contributions.
57. Nobody loves Swakistek.
58. HEM is the ENN.
59. Ollie is the HEM.
60. ENN is the ERN.
61. Three letter abbreviations are far too common in Europeia.
62. Yes, I do know the difference between acronyms and abbreviations, I just pronounce all of this as both, interchangeably, based on arbitrary and random variables.
63. HEM is 2007.
64. HEM can't have cheeseburger, therefore, he got angry and killed you.
65. Lethen can't have cheeseburger, therefore, he got angry and took away HEM's cheeseburger, who got angry and killed you.
66. r3n is a psychotic raccoon who ate Lethen's cheeseburger, who then got angry and took away HEM's cheeseburger, who got angry and killed you.
67. Aurora baked cookies, and everyone ignored all of the cheesburgers around the place after seeing them. They then changed your masking just for fun.
68. Actually, I'm the psychotic raccoon as opposed to r3n.
69. But shhh! Nobody found out in two and a half years of my being here.
70. They all saw the hyperactivity and thought that I was chipmunk.
71. How wrong they were.
71. I really need something more productive to do with my time.
72. HEM is actually Earthie.
73. We all just died after reading that.
74. Ollie seems productive today. Unusual.
75. Swakistek has recently mastered the art of sarcasm over the internet.
76. The Regional IRC is evil and will never replace MSN.
77. The City Council is the root of all evil.
78. PhDre is the root of all evil.
79. Swakistek is the root of all evil.
80. Anumia is the root of all evil.
81. Jesus is Jesus.
82. My socks aren't as warm as I'd like them to be.
83. Sopo is evil because I don't have a waffle iron and now I wish I did have one.
84. Food is far too expensive in Australia for my liking. Especially when there are cyclones in the north and bananas get really expensive.
85. Speaking of bananas, Skizzy's teaching in the EuroUniversity is awesome.
86. The Cabinet this term would've been the biggest in Europeian history if Lia's appointment had been approved.
87. Anonymous articles are useful.
88. Anonymous articles are evil.
89. Swakistek is bipolar.
90. Swakistek is OCD.
91. Swakistek is just generally messed up.
92. *giggles*
93. The Employment Office is secretly plotting to overthrow Sopo and install Oliver as the next Europeian President.
94. The Employment Office is openly plotting to overthrow Sopo and install Oliver as the next Europeian President.
95. The Employment Office is not plotting at all to overthrow Sopo and install Oliver as the next Europeian President.
96. Or at least that's what they tell us...
97. Your masking is stuffed up.
98. Your computer is stuffed up.
99. The forums are stuffed up.
100. r3n is your mother.[/hide]

EDIT: Editted by r3n to reduce length.
 
James, Swak- done.

Ann- HEM needs to give you citizenship first.

Boots- HEM fixed it- not sure what, but it's fixed. :)

Swak- fix your signature in the next two days please, or the admins will go in and remove the broken image tags.
 
I agree about the images in signatures. I can't have two bars, a signature, and EuroToday in mine. However, I can have three bars and EuroToday. Explain? And other people have more....
 
Wasn't this exactly the suggestion I have made when you firstly asked for the image limit to be increased? :p

AC: My guess is that the number of characters involved in adding all of these exceeds the character limit.

Note that when you add

Code:
[img]r3nimg.png[/img]
then this counts as 21 characters, i.e. both the tags and the link itself are counted.
 
I thought it said I was ok...

Does anyone have the coding for EuroToday?

And Swak... You aint grand admiral anymore :p
 
Could the following please be masked as Councillors? ^_^

Unibot
Stamosian
TEXARRAKIS
Crist Seymour

Thanks :wub:
 
Could a newspaper be created with mod going to the Mayor group?

Name: The Council Telegraph
Description: The official newspaper of the City Council.
 
I'm going to be doing some cleaning up of case titles in Case Archives and Legal Question archives. If I could have mod powers enabling me to edit titles and posts there, that'd be great ^_^
 
I'm going to be doing some cleaning up of case titles in Case Archives and Legal Question archives. If I could have mod powers enabling me to edit titles and posts there, that'd be great ^_^
Finally. The advisory opinion issued by Skizzy needs to be retitled and entered into the index. Also, poke Cord to make sure everything is up to date : this is wrong. Onder isn't a Justice and what happened to the dates of entry and expected dates of departure?

 
Thanks Hy

EDIT: Also, I just moved a topic into the archives and accidentally left the option to leave a link to it on. Anyone know how I can fix that/ can an admin fix it?
 
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