Deep Snout has struck again, stealing Presidential hopeful Trinnien's platform before he was able to post it:
CAN'T WIN AGAINST TRINN: MAKE EURO GREAT AGAIN!
Hello, many of you know me as Trinnien. This panda over here is Calvin, but let's focus on the man with the Roman hair. For too long other regions have been stealing our jobs, beating us at wars, and invading our borders with unwashed masses of immigrants. A vote for Trinn is a vote to MAKE EURO GREAT AGAIN.
PLATFORM
Build a Wall with Balder
No I'm not talking about the World Assembly League! I'm talking about a wall to keep those heathens out of here. They come across, steal our jobs, and pillage and plunder (I mean, they are barbarians after all). If you don't believe me, look no further than RZM. 90% of what he does in Euro is pillaging and plundering in some form or another. Best of all, I will have Balder pay for the wall. Queen Rach says she's getting sick of all the telegrams Mal's Ministry of the Interior keeps spamming her with, so I think I can talk her into building a wall for the benefit of both regions.
Win at Economy
All the other regions are beating us in trade, mostly because we don't have an economy. I have personally made billions trading against The Rejected Realms. This is pretty impressive when you remember that Europeia doesn't have money or a trade system for me to use. I've also built up companies worth billions of dollars, and my financial statements were recently released, they're very good. This economy will be based on the Anumian model's top down approach. That is, start at the top with one company, and by the end you'll have a huge economy full of companies and businesses. Of course those companies will all be tied together through mergers and holding companies, but that's the peril of the Anumian model. I hear certain weirdos called accountants find this type of thing interesting.
Win at War
When's the last time we won a war? Well, quite frequently under Grand Admiral Writinglegend, but I mean a real war. Under my leadership we'll invade regions just because we feel like it, and I'll make sure the region's top psychopaths are at the helm. Well, not very different from Kraken and WL running the ERN, but still. There'll be more firepower and PEW PEW PEW!
Conclusion
To conclude, vote for me because I'm the only one running that's not a loser. Together, we can make Euro great again. Be sure to attend my rally to raise money for wounded ERN troops, which will be taking place during whenever the Presidential debates are scheduled.
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