BREAKING: An NYE-Eve Apparition!
Tremble before its horrible and spicy might.
Written by McEntire
‘Twas the night before New Year’s at Palatium Manor,
And Lethen was stirring, looking over his planner.
As he looked back on the month, bygone day after days,
He thought “good god! The election’s in only 6 days!”
The VCs were snuggled all warm in their beds,
‘Til their boss barged in and knocked together their heads.
“Emergency meeting!” the Chancellor cried.
“The election is nearing and we don’t know the sides!”
The data was paltry, the SC went on,
To know whether the outcome was already forgone.
There was only one candidate - an incumbent at that,
But could another pull a platform right out of their hat?
Ervald and Sanju took in this whole rant,
Yawning in matching pajama sweat pants.
The Presidential race always made Lethen spiral,
They needed to make this election go viral!
As they lay caught in this quandary, solutions aloof,
A noise came from above, on the palace’s roof.
It sounded like a wet dog flopping down on the shingles,
With suction feet leading, in doubles and singles.
The Chancellors gasped as they looked at each other,
Sanjurika cringed, Ervald called for his mother.
Lethen knew, as he looked as his Vices with fright,
The EBSea Monster had come for its annual flight.
Led by a team of levitational squids,
On the roof, the Sea Monster’s sleigh hit the skids.
“On Plankton, on Beefy, on Sneezums and Snorkel,
On Glizzy and Rudolph, Shnook and McCorkel!”
The folks looked on in awe as all Arnhelm awoke,
And from the top of the Manor, the Sea Monster spoke:
“Oh you fine Europeians, I have heard your great prayers,
Your election is boring, seems like nobody cares!
I have come to provide some much-needed spice”
And they reached into their bag and pulled out something nice.
A brand new poll! Full of match-ups and questions,
To give insight and cure poor Lethen’s indigestion.
This poll is fantastic! This poll has such class!
To show if anyone is capable of kicking JayDee’s ass.
“It’s not too late to make this election exciting,
To all potential candidates, consider this your inviting!
And if you DON’T take this poll” the monster said with a grin,
“I will eat all your brains and do Europeia in!”
With that, they departed, as soon as they’d came,
With the VCs feeling terrified, and citizens the same.
But Lethen was tickled, his laughter began to roll,
“Happy New Year to all, now take that damn poll!”
