What happened to AA's Brother

“Good evening Europeia, it is with a heavy heart that I must tell you that there has been a fatality in the region. The fight between Socialist Alliances and Allied Alliances is over, with Socialist Alliances being laid to rest.” Said the EBC news anchor.

“It was terrible! They were fighting again, brother against brother. Allied said that if Socialist didn’t stop striking that he’d be a dead man. So while Socialist called in his friends in union, Allied just shot him!” said one bystander.

“Cary (Lenin Cats) is saying that this isn’t the end, but quite frankly what hope is there for the socialist movement? If Lethen decides to stop giving Cary his cat food, he will just fall into line again like last time….” Said Swakistek, the Dean of the Euro University.

“Wait… what’s this? We’re hearing reports that another person has taken up Socialist Alliances placard, wow… maybe there is ho—“ BANG BANG. “Oh..... AA got him too. Well, I guess that’s all for tonight folks” Said the news anchor.
 
It may be because I'm slightly drunk, but I found this hilarious.

gg, Rachel :lol:
 
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