- Pronouns
- He/Him
Sopo
Deputy Editor
Sopo
hello
are you ready for your interview
Rotasu
yes
Sopo
thanks for being here today
question 1
who are you?
Rotasu
a washed up ex-culture minister who loves video games with europeians
Sopo
interesting.
question 2 - what video games?
Rotasu
anything that i can legally play and isn't morally questionable
DnD and Civ 6
Sopo
give me an example of a game that does not fit into that
that you do not play
Rotasu
Whatever Darkslayer does in his best friend group chat
Sopo
gross
what do you think of Darkslayer?
Rotasu
cool dude, i was once knighted by him when he was queen of the gays
or lorded
can't remember
Sopo
queened
Rotasu
no that was him
Sopo
if you had to be imprisoned with any europeian, who would you choose and why?
Rotasu
lloenflys
never a dull chat with lloen
Sopo
if you had to sleep on the street for a night, whose coat would you steal to stay warm?
Rotasu
i like the cold
i'd hide in kura's dumpster
Sopo
interesting choice
do you think hem really wears jorts?
and why?
Rotasu
that information has been classified by the EIA
but yes
and its because they're comfy i can't blame him
Sopo
if you could force any two europeians to meet irl and be a fly on the wall for the convo, who would it be and why?
Rotasu
isty and literally anyone else
because isty
Sopo
do you think australia is real?
Rotasu
yes, i think that the australia isn't real conspiracy is to throw us off from wyoming
which is defo not real
Sopo
i am from wyoming
Rotasu
liar
Sopo
got me
Rotasu
ur from ohio
Sopo
why are you a better new jerseyan than lethen?
Rotasu
my memory is great unlike lethen who took until this week to figure out i was gay
(lmao i typed that up before i saw the question, nice coincidence)
Sopo
please describe your ideal europeian president
Rotasu
pichtonia/kuramia
or lloen literally everywhere in government
Sopo
what are their policies
Rotasu
irrelevant
Sopo
are you sure
should they be
pro-chocolate
Rotasu
lol when they run i don't bother reading platforms
Sopo
anti-tiger
hm
ok
on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate monkey's performance
Rotasu
6.9
Sopo
nice
Rotasu
you can round up to 7
Sopo
who is your best friend in europeia
Rotasu
this is a difficult question
lloenflys and the europeian germans collectively
it's like a band name
Sopo
who is your worst enemy in europeia
Rotasu
burnout
Sopo
how do you feel about the blue heron
Rotasu
what's that?
Sopo
Rotasu
2022 is my year of positivity blue heron needs to cheer the fuck up
Sopo
thank you
lloen said that bird is ME
how dare he
Rotasu
you're a cheerful sloth i like to think
i always imagine a smile on your face
Sopo
i am never sad
except when lloen says i am a blue heron
Rotasu
smh
lets impeach him from government\
i would say a branch but
Sopo
too many to choose from
2
if hem disappeared from history and you had to make another europeian our founder, who would you pick
and how would the region change
Rotasu
you
and the region would enter an age of glory (edited)
Sopo
you know i'm not paying you for this
Rotasu
damn it
Sopo
ok thank you for your time
that concludes the interview
Rotasu
you're welcome
