The Cynn Bench (Family Court) Act
Written by Justices Hyanygo and Earth22
THE COURT on this Day,
Make a new Division that none may disobey.
Of the High Court this Division be,
having jurisdiction over Family.
CONSISTING of Judges Associate and Chief,
This new thing may offer relief:
On Divorce and separation,
Masturbation and Menstruation.
WEDDED and BEDDED our women are,
By men strange and from afar
So much so that these benches
hath influence over those wenches.
WOMEN declared to get out of the kitchen,
locking the men up in their pig pen.
The Court gives rights onto these poor pairs,
and then helps them deal with their affairs
BABIES cannoning out of their mother,
Oh, they’ll be a whole load of bother
To the court we give the power
To inspect these babies in their first hour.
TO THE COURT we trust,
To do what it must.
In matters of divorce
Not to beat a dead horse.
AND SO ends this wholesome law,
Now get on your knees in awe,
Now on this day we do enact
A little known fact:
Incest is wincest.