[SATIRE] Senate Speaker Lloenflys Arrested Again For Coup Attempt

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4th May, 2020

SENATE BUILDING, ARNHELM-
Senate Speaker Lloenflys has been arrested again for the second time in May for an attempted coup. When concluding the Senate vote on Chief of State, he pronounced the elected Malashaan as Chief of State, but pronounced Maowi, who was on the Sopo ticket, as Vice Chief of State instead of Daxtastic, who actually won the election.

Lloenflys is currently on bail and awaiting trial. According to analysts, it is expected that Lloenflys will be pronounced not guilty because this was an honest mistake and that Lloenflys is not of sound mind. Even if he is found guilty, according to them, the worst the courts can do is force-feed Lloenflys water.

The ARN has contacted Lloenflys' lawyer, and they have said that they plan on using the argument that Lloenflys was not of sound mind when he made the announcement due to dehydration.

The trial will take place on the 32nd of May.

In other news, nothing very interesting is happening.
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