[SATIRE] Ministry Of Pizza Rolls: Sign Up For Yearly Pizza Rolls

[Forilian]

MINISTRY OF PIZZA ROLLS, ARNHELM- As the newly ordained Minister of Pizza Rolls, I am inviting all of you to sign up for our new program: “Yearly Pizza Rolls”. The Ministry will provide 366 frozen pizza rolls to every person who signs up once a year, and we hope you will join us by providing your ID card number, credit card, and address.

Please sign up using the template below:

Name:
Social Security/ID card number:
Credit Card Number:
Name on Credit Card:
Expiry:
PIN number on credit card:
Address:

 

[GraVandius]

Name: GraVandius
Social Security/ID card number:000-00-0001
Credit Card Number: 8675-309
Name on Credit Card: Antonius GraVandius
Expiry:17/38
PIN number on credit card:69
Address: 420 Internet Meme Lane

 

[Forilian]

Name: GraVandius
Social Security/ID card number:000-00-0001
Credit Card Number: 8675-309
Name on Credit Card: Antonius GraVandius
Expiry:17/38
PIN number on credit card:69
Address: 420 Internet Meme Lane

A shipment of pizza rolls has been sent to your household!

 

[Freedomers]

Name: Freedomers
Social Security/ID card number: 151-82-8490
Credit Card Number: 4716 6289 6741 0734
Name on Credit Card: Fredrick K. Downs
Expiry: 12/2025
PIN number on credit card: 89
Address: 2440 Passaic Street, Arnhelm

 

[Lethen]

Just a reminder to everyone: don't give real information

 

[Freedomers]

Name: Freedomers
Social Security/ID card number: 151-82-8490
Credit Card Number: 4716 6289 6741 0734
Name on Credit Card: Fredrick K. Downs
Expiry: 12/2025
PIN number on credit card: 89
Address: 2440 Passaic Street, Arnhelm

Using fake data

 

[ARay10]

Name: ARay10
Social Security/ID card number: 378-42-4248
Credit Card Number: 6789 6565 8523 0278
Name on Credit Card: Alvin Ray
Expiry: 8/2024
PIN number on credit card: 42
Address: 1700 Alvin St., ARay10

 

[Forilian]

Name: Freedomers
Social Security/ID card number: 151-82-8490
Credit Card Number: 4716 6289 6741 0734
Name on Credit Card: Fredrick K. Downs
Expiry: 12/2025
PIN number on credit card: 89
Address: 2440 Passaic Street, Arnhelm

Name: Freedomers
Social Security/ID card number: 151-82-8490
Credit Card Number: 4716 6289 6741 0734
Name on Credit Card: Fredrick K. Downs
Expiry: 12/2025
PIN number on credit card: 89
Address: 2440 Passaic Street, Arnhelm

Using fake data

Name: ARay10
Social Security/ID card number: 378-42-4248
Credit Card Number: 6789 6565 8523 0278
Name on Credit Card: Alvin Ray
Expiry: 8/2024
PIN number on credit card: 42
Address: 1700 Alvin St., ARay10

Accepted! Sent some pizza rolls out

 

[Forilian]

Just a reminder to everyone: don't give real information

And yes

 

[selestial]

dang, i don't physically exist but i'd still like some pizza rolls- can i just get a free bag? :')

 

[Forilian]

dang, i don't physically exist but i'd still like some pizza rolls- can i just get a free bag? :')

Sure!

 

[selestial]

awee yeah