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1st May, 2020
ARNHELM, EUROPEIA- There have been reports of a huge coup in Europeia, but they weren’t confirmed until today, when the police announced that they had arrested many on counts of couping. In the list of those arrested include Senate Speaker Lloenflys, who “coos” all day; Hezekon, Second Minister and Minister of Music, whose status on Discord is “CONSTANTLY COUPING”, and Rotasu, a Senator and candidate for Mayor of Arnhelm, whose profile picture on Discord is a bird, leading to suspicion of association with Lloenflys.
The police have also announced that they’ve put all of Europeia’s birds under house arrest for “coos”, arrested all instruments and iPods in Europeia on suspicion of association with Hezekon, and captured all asps because Rotasu is in a party with an acronym of ASP.
In other news, Lethen is pinging @everyone again.
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ARNHELM, EUROPEIA- There have been reports of a huge coup in Europeia, but they weren’t confirmed until today, when the police announced that they had arrested many on counts of couping. In the list of those arrested include Senate Speaker Lloenflys, who “coos” all day; Hezekon, Second Minister and Minister of Music, whose status on Discord is “CONSTANTLY COUPING”, and Rotasu, a Senator and candidate for Mayor of Arnhelm, whose profile picture on Discord is a bird, leading to suspicion of association with Lloenflys.
The police have also announced that they’ve put all of Europeia’s birds under house arrest for “coos”, arrested all instruments and iPods in Europeia on suspicion of association with Hezekon, and captured all asps because Rotasu is in a party with an acronym of ASP.
In other news, Lethen is pinging @everyone again.
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