- Pronouns
- He/Him
1st May, 2020
HEM'S RESIDENCE, ARNHELM- HEM, the founder of Arnhelm, has announced that he is renouncing his abdication, claiming that he was drunk during the 2007 abdication speech and thus it shouldn't count.
When HEM was asked about this, he said, "I just had a bad day that day, y'know? So I just had some to drink. Some turned into a gallon jug of vodka, and I was blackout drunk. I had an abdication speech ready, but I was going to announce it later, when Lethen stops pinging @everyone. We all make mistakes, especially when drunk, and I just clicked the 'post' button by mistake! I woke up yesterday to find some really long hair, it was 2020, it's dead silent outside, and I was no longer King! I pieced together what happened, and now I'd like to make it right!"
A source close to HEM says that HEM will abdicate when Lethen stops pinging @everyone.
In other news, Pichtonia is singing drunk on the streets of Arnhelm. The Senate is trying to record it and make it the regional anthem.
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HEM'S RESIDENCE, ARNHELM- HEM, the founder of Arnhelm, has announced that he is renouncing his abdication, claiming that he was drunk during the 2007 abdication speech and thus it shouldn't count.
When HEM was asked about this, he said, "I just had a bad day that day, y'know? So I just had some to drink. Some turned into a gallon jug of vodka, and I was blackout drunk. I had an abdication speech ready, but I was going to announce it later, when Lethen stops pinging @everyone. We all make mistakes, especially when drunk, and I just clicked the 'post' button by mistake! I woke up yesterday to find some really long hair, it was 2020, it's dead silent outside, and I was no longer King! I pieced together what happened, and now I'd like to make it right!"
A source close to HEM says that HEM will abdicate when Lethen stops pinging @everyone.
In other news, Pichtonia is singing drunk on the streets of Arnhelm. The Senate is trying to record it and make it the regional anthem.
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