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MINISTRY OF CULTURE, ARNHELM - The Fantasy Football League Season 5, organised by the Ministry of Culture, has been declared to be a fantasy after the league didn’t start on schedule on Sunday, 6 September.
“What, did you actually expect that to be real?” commented a Ministry staff member. “It says FANTASY. F-A-N-T-A-S-Y. Of course it’s fake.”
Said staffer was then fired for saying something that’s too brutally true.
The ARN has not reached out the Minister of Culture, as conducting an interview with him requires a suncap, two pairs of sunglasses, and SPF 3,500 sunscreen.
In other news, nothing is happening, for once.
“What, did you actually expect that to be real?” commented a Ministry staff member. “It says FANTASY. F-A-N-T-A-S-Y. Of course it’s fake.”
Said staffer was then fired for saying something that’s too brutally true.
The ARN has not reached out the Minister of Culture, as conducting an interview with him requires a suncap, two pairs of sunglasses, and SPF 3,500 sunscreen.
In other news, nothing is happening, for once.
