Reporters Wanted!

HEM

former
Jorts Connoisseur
Honoured Citizen
Citizen
Pronouns
he / him / his
The EuroTimes needs:

A General Reporter
A Head Interviewer
Foreign Region Reporter
 
Read some of our articles and get an idea ^_^
 
Today I had a fake interview with Lethen and he had these 'great' things to say about the EuroTimes paper.

"EuroTimes is the" best "paper ever read. I honestly don't know what I wouldn't do to" read that excellent paper one more time. "And then I'll take HEM and" give him a big hug for helping to send such helpful and accurate nonbiased news. "This paper has wasted tons of my precious" money, because I can't stop buying these papers. Honestly if you don't I will take your face and "burn it, have my pet monkey defecate on the ashes, vomit all over the pile and feed it to a hobo, maybe then it will have some use."

As you can see, EuroTimes clearly has the presidents fullest support.
 
*strokes chin* That interview may be a fake...
 
Noticing that AA is now almost never on I wish to ask The People if I may take over operation in writting the Naval Times? I promise to have a new Issue up every week! It would of course be run past GA. HEM first of all ISSUES!
 
That is not up to me. It is up to AA
 
what position kind sir? :p
 
Get an interview from anyone in NS you want and publish articles on them.
 
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