Random Weekly Roleplay - The Week That Forgot

Hezekon

Right Hono(u)rable Minister of Music
Josen was walking along the road, searching desperately. He had been sure that last weekend happened, but it seemed no one remembered but he. There had been things that happened. He woke up with these memories. But whenever he explained them to others, they were sure nothing had happened the weekend prior. He was so upset and confused. He stopped a random person on the sidewalk.

"Please," he shouted, "tell me you remember the giant truck on the interstate?" He looked at them with pleading eyes.
 
The random person was in fact an eccentric gentleman who looked quite temporally out of place by 2 centuries, as well as out of place in many other aspects. His reply, however, was not out of place, as it came out just like the many others Josen had asked.
"The what on the what?"
A sigh of despair escaped Josen's lips, as it seemed no-one knew what he was talking about. Or so he thought. The eccentric man was, in fact not finished talking, and had a completely different reason for his statement than was perceived by Josen.
"Did you say, 'giant truck on the interstate'?"
Josen started to get his hopes up. Did this man know something?
 
Suddenly feeling hopeful, Josen replied, "Yes, oh yes, yessy yes, a big giant trucky truck on that big ole Interstate there, right over there, there it is!"

The man drops Josen on his ass, kicks him and says, "Nope, never seen anything." He then eccentrically goes skipping down the road, hops into his giant truck and takes off down the Interstate, popping the biggest wheelie, like ever!
 
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