EUROUNIVERSITY NEWS

To the esteemed Editor of the Europeian Observer,

I have a few advertisements for the EuroUniversity that I would like to publish in this newspaper, and was wondering whether this was possible. Thank you for your assistance, and please contact me if you have any questions or objections.

In order to serve the Europeian public better, the EuroUniversity is now appointing new staff to expand our curricular services. The following positions are vacant:

PROFESSORSHIPS

1. Professor of Europeian History
2. Professor of World History
3. Professor of (insert foreign language here)
4. Professor of Journalism
5. Professor of Law
6. Professor of Psychology

OTHER POSITIONS

1. Personal Assistant to the Dean of the EuroUniversity

Could all applicants please apply in the Office of the Dean. Thank you.

Are you interested in learning a language? Do you want to know more about law, journalism, history or psychology? Do you seriously need English classes? If you can answer yes to any of these questions, the EuroUniversity wants you! And, the icing on the cake is that the first students to successfully attain a degree, and their Professor, will be awarded badges from the Dean!

Join now!
 
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