Europeia Nightly News: Special Saturday Edition




Europeia Nightly News: Special Saturday Edition
Written by Darcness







Hello, I'm Darcness, and this is Europeia Nightly News with a very special Saturday Edition.

Europeia Inc. CEO HEM today announced the creation of the brilliant Europeian Account program, a system to allow each and every one of us to get exactly out of Europeia what we put into it. Affordable plans start at the very, very low price of $10 USD per year, with a modestly sliding scale for additional services. Would you ike to enjoy amazing services such as access to the forums? Access to Discord? Approval to run for Senate? These and many other services are available to you. It’s a once in a lifetime bargain folks, so act now and start your subscription today!.

The EBC is also pleased to announce the inaugural episode of the hit variety community radio show, SHINFO WARS, staring our resident star Shin, and Chief Radio Officer Calvin Coolidge. Join these two luminaries as they explore what it means to be Europeian, a trivia game including prizes, and more! The show goes live at 12 p.m. EDT Sunday.
This has been a paid advertisement by SHINFO WARS and EBC.

This has been Darcness with a special Saturday edition of your Europeia Nightly News, signing off.
 
Huzzah for Euro, Inc!
 
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