- Pronouns
- he / him / his
WITH JUDY FLECK MODERATING.:
Judy Fleck: "Ladies and Gentlemen, from ENN Good evening. Tonight we are joined by an all-star panel. From the left, Nobel Prize winning economist and Princeton Professor, Paul Krugman."
Paul Krugman: "Good evening."
Judy Fleck: "From the right, former United Kingdom Prime Minister, John Major."
John Major: "Good evening."
Judy Fleck: "From the..."
J. Leno: "We still aren't really sure."
Judy Fleck: [laughs] "From the center, we have J. Leno. All three are regular ENN contributes, and it is an exciting night tonight."
Krugman: "Exciting? We certainly will see..Let me stage the first bet tonight. The three candidates who campaigned will win. The end."
Major: "My esteemed colleague is probably referencing the fact that two Europeian oligarchs will ride the wave of public nostalgia and political capitol to return to their cushy seats. Which for the record, they probably will."
Leno: "Hold on, Peaceful Llamas isn't exactly a babe in swaddling clothes. I don't think this race is as clear cut as my friends are trying to put it."
Krugman: It's a cycle this region is constantly in. One that flees and seeks incumbency on a cyclical basis. If we used common sense, we would filter a few newcomers in every Senate, but instead we either block them out completely or we hand them the keys to the liquor cabinet and tell them to keep it safe. Let's get real folks."
Judy Fleck: "We seem to be operating under the assumption that Europeia has digressed recently. I don't think that assumption would receive universal acclaim with the public."
John Major: "You'll pardon my friend, Paul, he's quite the alarmist."
Paul Krugman: "Better than a dumbass."
Jay Leno: "...This is a live broadcast."
Judy Fleck: "Not for long at this rate. Folks, we'll be right back."