Annnouncement

Monkey

avid banana consumer
Vice President
Cabinet
Attention Comrades!

Now, more than ever, the Office of Village Idiot needs great leadership. There are more capitalist threats than ever in Europeia and we must work tirelessly to eliminate these threats once and for all.

Therefore, I am using my emergency powers to immediately reinstate user LENIN CAT as official Village Idiot. All current standings and elections will be terminated because they are unnecessary. I am the Great Aid of the Revolt so I will probably be doing a lot of the administrative tasks that Lenin Cat does not wish to do.

As our first action in this office, we are immediately establishing a Coalition of Foolery, which will be used to trick and deter these dirty capitalistic pigs, and generally just slow down efficiency and functioning throughout Europeia.

Welcome your new leader! All resistance is futile.

TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE EUROPEIA IDIOTIC AGAIN

You guys just got coup'd
 
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