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The Ole Gal Rides On By: Mary Louise McEntire In her cozy cottage on the outskirts of Arnhelm, McEntire poured herself a cup of tea with a heavy sigh. She reached for a shoebox with "MOMENTOS" scrawled on the top, and sat out in the garden. She pieced through her greatest hits - an old...

EBC Jan. '24 Poll: Presidential Re-Run, Senate Midterm JayDee an Underdog for Re-Election, Senate Gets a Solid "Meh" Written by Maowi, McEntire, and PaleLand The EBC poll of the Presidential re-run election shows JayDee trailing his main opponent at the time of the poll, Elio. Elio seems to be...

EBC Jan. '24 Presidential Election Liveblog Like a regular blog.... but LIVE!! This is EBC Editor McEntire coming to you live from downtown Arnhelm, where we are seeing early results trickle in from this Presidential Election, which has been highly heated in recent days despite there only...

Flash Poll: RoE Edging JayDee, Other Ticket Rumors Abound In the Arnhelm Alternative's super-quick flash poll, we find RoE mercilessly edging JayDee/Vor by a margin of just three respondents. This result is probably in the poll's margin of error, if we could be bothered to calculate that sort...

EBC POLL: JayDee Down, Not Quite Out Incumbent picked up steam in the second half of the term, but may struggle with re-election Written by ICH and McEntire Although JayDee’s approval has rebounded from the midterm, voters may be fatigued with his leadership. Although in this poll, JayDee is...

BREAKING: An NYE-Eve Apparition! Tremble before its horrible and spicy might. Written by McEntire ‘Twas the night before New Year’s at Palatium Manor, And Lethen was stirring, looking over his planner. As he looked back on the month, bygone day after days, He thought “good god! The election’s...

Election Live Blog: December 2023 Hello and welcome to the Euro538eia Senate Election Live Blog, now featuring a new logo! This has turned from a sleepy Senate election with barely enough candidates to fill a rowboat to one with a bunch of late entrants. The fate of the Weighted Voting...

EBC Poll: Low Approval Plagues Executive, Senate Bright spots remain, and respondents favor Constitutional Convention Written by @McEntire and @ICH In this polling release, we are trying something new - alas, necessity is the mother of invention! We will be releasing raw results, allowing you...

Europeian Pro Wrestling Season 1 Kicks Off with a Bang! Sign up before this Sunday to join the fun! Written by McEntire UNTIL THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! That’s how long you have to create your character and sign up for the inaugural season of Europeian Pro Wrestling (EPW). So grab your...

Arnhelm Alternative Editorial Board Endorses McEntire for Senate In a surprising turn of events, the Arnhelm Alternative Editorial Board voted unanimously to endorse McEntire for the currently open Senate by-election. The editorial board, made up only of Editor-in Chief McEntire, said in a...

Frontier Population Growth, Revisited By McEntire 5 months ago, when our Frontier was in its infancy, then-Senator upc and I engaged in a dialogue in the Senate regarding our gameside regional population, and the effect that Frontier would have on it. In that discussion, I speculated that our...

JayDee Beats Re-Open Elections, Generic Candidate Beats JayDee The presidential election coming up in two days may just be another lesson in the same old maxim: you can't beat somebody with nobody. Buoyed by majority 59.3% approval, JayDee is vulnerable to a challenge, but voters are not so...

BEFORE YOU READ THIS OPINION: take our presidential flash poll (<---click there)! It'll only be up for 24 hours (because the election is in 72 hours). Opinion: Boring Presidential Election is Boring The place: Europeia. The year: 2023. This time 70 days ago, we were in a knock-down drag-out...

Opinion: Kazaman Must Go as DEIA By McEntire Late last week, the Court ruled that the DEIA violated the Information Act and the Charter of Rights when he ordered administrators to edit my post. It is not a minor thing that the Court ruled that the government violated a citizen's...

Editor’s Column: On Dependence by McEntire Just when you thought everything that could be said about the MadJack Affair had been said, I have one last hot take in the can. I have waited to compose my thoughts on this matter until I could come up with something cogent to say. I hope this will...

Introducing a new media venture, the Arnhelm Alternative! The Arnhelm Alt is Europeia's alt-weekly newspaper for culture, alternative political views, and gossip from the capital city. We want to be the home for: Hot takes from any corner of the political spectrum - what's the bee in your...

EURO538IA ELECTION LIVEBLOG Europeia Decides, and the EBC posts Palace of the People, Oval Room - Hello, Europeia! EBC Senior Political Correspondent McEntire here, bringing you all of the election-related analysis, gossip, and tea that your little heart desires. We are here outside of the...

EBC Poll: Rand and Aegis Popular, Election Possibly Competitive Pland Adanna trails, Cabinet approvals sky-high Written by Westinor and McEntire With just 3 days to go until the presidential election, Rand looks in a strong place to win re-election. Although the incumbent president starts off...

EBC Throwback Poll: Last Senate Gets Good Marks All Senators, Bar Ellenburg, See Wide Approval Written by McEntire Already a few weeks into the current Senate term, the EBC wanted to throw it back to see how the last Senate fared when all was said and done. The last Senate was notably...

EBC Poll: Bar Association on a Knife's Edge The referendum - which requires 60% to pass - could go either way, with varying levels of support for elements of the bill Written by McEntire The EBC held a 24-hour flash poll on the Bar Association Omnibus Act referendum, and had a live poll...