<hr> <span style="display:block;text-align:center"><span style="color:Darkblue"><strong>I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything.</strong></span></span> <hr> <a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><strong><span style="color:#9300C4"><strong><span style="display:block;text-align:center"><big>Check out the latest article from the EBC here!</big></span></strong></span></strong></a> <small>11/12/15</small> <br> <div class="spoiler_toggle">These edges make me bleed! WHY!</div> <div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br><span style="display:block;text-align:center"><br><a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></a><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><br><a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></a><br><a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></a><br><br><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><br></span><br></div> <div class="spoiler_toggle">memories</div> <div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><div class="spoiler_toggle">Geneva Convention</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Kraken</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>I'm pretty sure that violates every clause in the Geneva Convention.</div></blockquote>The intent isn't to use him, it is to have him and <strong><u>not</u></strong> use him... very deliberately and clearly not use him, but let everyone know that we <em><u>could </u></em>use him if we so wished but we don't want to use him... because everyone is so nice and we appreciate how <strong>nice</strong> everyone is... :evil:[/quote]</div><div class="spoiler_toggle">cpt.carrot</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">How I host a barbecue with cpt. carrot<br><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Cpt.Carrot</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>*twitches*<br><br>Why is there always someone wanting to eat me ( <img src="" alt=":creepy:"> ) or severly injure me?</div></blockquote><br>Fun for the whole family!</div><div class="spoiler_toggle">I got deep sea friends</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>kraken</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Fortunado</dt><dd>Mar 16 2015, 05:24 AM</dd></dl><div>I do dabble in inter-dimensional rifts as well. Have you tried going to the void? I own real estate there. Oh! Don't do hell though. Without cell coverage (no cells in hell) you need to get a copy of the necronomicon from Cthulu but he wants item A. and to get A you need to trade for B which you get from another guy for C. One large fetch quest. Do you have vegan interdimensional tears?</div></blockquote>I really like this guy <img src="" alt=":lol:"> </div></blockquote></div><div class="spoiler_toggle">Fun book readings</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>we have much planning to do for you carrot. you have sealed your fate<br>*begins reading necronomicon. The gates of hell open up go reveal tentacle-like horrors of the deep as they swell up from the grave and drag Cpt.Carrot kicking and screaming. He continues to try and hold on as the written inscriptions from the necronomicon reverberate and echo louder and louder in the sky. The terrors from the deep slowly drain both his willpower but sanity (points) and in a second it is over.*<br>I am beginning to see a beautiful friendship svunbrink. <img src="" alt=":evil:"></div></blockquote><br>Now wasn't that a fun chapter! <br>*looks around to see the audience has turned into shriveled up corpses, All roughly the size of an actual doll. You can see what looks to be dried blood which had previously been running from their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. They have been dead for a long time.*<br>good</div><div class="spoiler_toggle">when you won</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br>Mar 16 2015, 03:23 PM<br>Cpt.Carrot: That is a Fabrication of your twisted and Brilliant ( <img src="" alt=":wub:"> ) imagination<br>Mar 16 2015, 03:26 PM<br>Fortunado: oh good job patronizing me... but for not conceding anything I might have to send thanatos after you again to literally rip your soul from yo-- yeah you remember what happened. (X)</div><div class="spoiler_toggle">The Kraken-Sloth War</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>"Thank you for your many posts, Defender of Krakenism." -Kraken</div></blockquote></div><div class="spoiler_toggle">William Farell, Priest</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br>Our Google, which art on servers,<br>Hallowed be thy page;<br>Thy domain come,<br>Thy search be done,<br>On Chrome as it is in the cloud.<br>Give us this day our daily lolcats<br>And forgive our trolling,<br>As we forgive those who troll against us;<br>And lead us not into spam,<br>But deliver us from malware. RAMen. </div><br></div> <div class="spoiler_toggle">resume</div> <div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="color:magenta">Minister of Regional Recruitment</span><span style="color:darkblue"><br><strong>Chair of The Assembly</strong></span><br><span style="color:eek:range"><strong>senate aide</strong></span><br><strong><span style="color:lightblue">Member of The AAC</span><br><span style="color:green">ministry of interior and World Assembly</span><br><span style="color:cyan">diplomat</span></strong><br> <div class="spoiler_toggle">supernatural elements</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br><span style="color:RED"><strong>representative of hell</strong></span><br><span style="color:purple"><strong>Owner of <u>Grape's Fortune</u></strong></span><br><span style="color:blue"><strong>realtor in the void</strong></span><br> </div><div class="spoiler_toggle">awards</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><br><img src="" alt="Posted Image"><div class="spoiler_toggle">medals</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></div></div></div> <div class="spoiler_toggle">citations</div> <div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> Gentleman, by Yefumm (current avatar)<br>Edgar Allan Poe Statue, created by Dellamorteco and Abigail Larson<br>Fuzzy Four Eyed Demon, by ARTofANT aka Anthony Diecidue</div> <hr> <hr> <div class="spoiler_toggle">malashaan the sandslash</div> <div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="display:block;text-align:center"><span style="color:brown"><a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></a></span></span><span style="color:brown"><span style="display:block;text-align:center">Support Malashaan the Sandslash, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!)</span></span></div> <span style="display:block;text-align:center"><span style="color:purple"><a href="" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="" alt="Posted Image"></a></span></span> <span style="color:purple"><span style="display:block;text-align:center">Support Fortunado the Hypno, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!)</span></span>